Immortal, I Have to Pretend to Be a Vampire

Immortal, I Have to Pretend to Be a Vampire

by Pigeon Butcher

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About This Novel

Fang Cheng was beheaded. Stabbed through the heart. Got a mouth full of garlic. Being pulled out into the sun. His body was torn into pieces by the angry enemy. Fang Cheng came back to life and spread his hands to his enemies: "I'm going to show you my cards right now. In fact, I'm not a vampire!" Everyone roared: "I believe you are a ghost!"... The new book "There's Something Wrong About My Roommate" has been released, welcome to watch.

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༼࿄࿆luo Tianyi's Audience࿅࿆༽63mo ago

The book is good, but the author often poisons it.

The content and setting are pretty good, it's relatively light and funny, but it has a lot of poison points. Chaoxiang Minghui is so kind to the protagonist, but the protagonist clearly knows that she is being abused by a cult and still doesn't save her. It's a good name that people don't ask him for help, and they don't know how powerful you are. It's too poisonous to run around looking for monsters to kill all day long, yet ignore the cult members you know for sure and let your friends be abused.

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Commenter63mo ago

Recently, there was a girl named Yang in the city who was selling her body to bury her father. The prince passed by and bought her for a simple purpose - the family lacked a servant to sweep the house. As a result, less than a night later, the girl escaped during the night. Prince Wang couldn't figure it out: Why did she run away? Butler: Immortal dance, young master. Prince Wang: Is she a fairy? Butler: No, it means you were cheated. The girl had been cheated all the way by selling her body to bury her father, and she never failed. She escaped from the city and was about to go to the next city to play fairy dance. She was knocked unconscious within two steps of leaving the city gate. When she woke up, she returned to the Wang family. Prince Wang sat opposite her with a gentle expression: You... Before he could speak, the girl burst into tears: Master, I know I was wrong. I just want to show my father the cemetery... Prince Wang was embarrassed: That's it. Prince Wang was a good man and continued to let her stay and work. At night, Miss Yang planned to escape again. As she was trying to turn outwards, she saw Mr. Wang standing on the wall and thought she had seen a ghost. Miss Yang screamed and fell down, but was caught by him. Prince Wang: What? Didn't you see a satisfactory cemetery last night? Miss Yang knew she was meeting a master this time. Immediately, he knelt down and said, "I am blind and cannot recognize Mount Tai. It turns out that the young master is a Jianghu man!" Miss Yang is an orphan who has grown up struggling. In this world, there are not many options for orphans. They must either become a monk, become a maid, sell themselves, or do hard work. She wants to break into the world. So I relied on immortals to jump all the way to the south, hoping to go to Mount Emei. Prince Wang: Why do you want to go to Mount Emei to perform Immortal Dance? Housekeeper: Master, she means that she wants to become a female disciple of the Emei Sect. As for why it is the Emei sect, it is because the girl was saved by a master of the Emei sect when she was a child, and she has been yearning for him ever since. Relying on the immortal dance is not an option. Prince Wang said, how about you stay at my house as a sweeper, save up your wages, and then go to Emei when you have enough money. In this way, you don't have to lie to others or pretend to be a dead father. Wouldn't it be nice? Miss Yang was alert. She thought so at first, but the man who bought her revealed his true colors on the first night. Mr. Wang didn't know what to say: Forget it, you can do whatever you want... Girl: At this time, wouldn't you tell me "Don't be afraid, I'm a good person"? Mr. Wang: Good people generally don't emphasize that they are good people. But Miss Yang stayed. Working in the Wang family is not bad, every day is fine, and the prince behaves well. He lived a simple life, reading some miscellaneous books, sitting by the pool in a daze, and going out to discuss business. Miss Yang couldn't help but ask: You are so good at kung fu, don't you want to go out and make a career in the world? Prince Wang smiled: Is Jianghu fun? It's definitely more fun than begging for food on the street! The girl told him vividly and vividly about the stories she had heard about rivers and lakes, and she told him for most of the day. There are only a few people in the Wang family, and no one usually talks to the young master. It is rare that a lively Miss Yang comes here, and the house is not so boring. It was time to go out to discuss business, but Mr. Wang listened intently until Miss Yang finished speaking before going out. Late at night, Miss Yang was called up and told to "go help." When I went to the backyard, I saw blood on the ground. A man fell next to a dry well with his head dismembered. Mr. Wang was wiping the blood on the Tang knife in his hand. He was very embarrassed and said, "Please help me clean it up." Sorry, it usually doesn't happen like this... Miss Yang was confused. Prince Wang: Don't be afraid. We usually kill people for money. This person is a traitor in the house and was expelled just now. The Wang family is a life-buying family in the world. It is a black and white family. It is a private and official family. As long as they can afford it, they will do business for anyone. Miss Yang locked herself in the room and refused to come out again. The young master said outside her house, if you want to enter the world, killing someone is inevitable. There are vendettas, casualties, and life-buying. You can't break out of the world if you lock yourself in it. Miss Yang didn't open the door, so he stood for a while and then left. At night, she secretly opened the door and wanted to escape. Under the moonlight, the prince sat on the wall again. Miss Yang froze there, not daring to move. Prince Wang looked as gentle as ever: Just go. Girl: Are you going to keep silent? Mr. Wang: Everyone in the world knows that the Wang family is a family that buys lives, so there is nothing to keep silent about. Prince Wang smiled: It's okay if you leave. If you stay there for a long time, you will become trapped like me. Prince Wang gave her a hand and let her fly safely outside the mansion. He said, you go away and make your way into the world, taking my share with you. Later, the girl went to Emei. There are many disciples of the Emei sect, who practice Kung Fu and run errands every day. The girl recalled that the prince once listened to her tell stories about rivers and lakes. He knew from beginning to end that she was just making it up, but he listened to it all with a smile. She is the only one who can talk about the world with him, and he is the only one who likes the world she talks about. One night, the girl was sleeping soundly when someone suddenly covered her mouth. Prince Wang was by her side. Prince Wang: It's nothing. I was passing by and came to see you. Just take one look and leave. He's leaving. But Miss Yang always felt uneasy. She followed him to the mountain gate: What's wrong with you? Why did you come to see me suddenly? Prince Wang sat down on the stone steps of the mountain gate: I suddenly wanted to hear your story. The house was too stuffy and no one told me that. She was too embarrassed to tell any more nonsense: you already knew it was false. Prince Wang: But you are serious. His eyes were very bright and beautiful in the moonlight, and he looked at her with a smile. Miss Yang sat down next to him: At this time, you should tell me, "Don't go into the world, come with me"! Prince Wang smiled bitterly, wondering where she learned the words. Miss Yang: Tell me quickly! Prince Wang said this and she laughed. But he looked at her and said again: If you follow me, your world will be around me. Miss Yang stopped laughing: Really? Prince Wang: I lied to you. My world is a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood. You can't follow me. The prince is gone. Miss Yang shouted at his back: If it is true, I will really go with you - I will not go into the world! Let's go to the sea together! After a few years, she was able to go down the mountain to practice, so she first went to Wang's house to find him. But the prince was gone, and the housekeeper accompanied another new head of the house to see her. --The prince was purged a few years ago. He took over the business of assassinating the head of the Emei sect, but he didn't do it. He came back to kill him himself. The body was thrown into the dry well according to the rules. The girl went to see him for the last time and looked at him for a long time at the mouth of the well. They couldn't figure out what she was looking at. Only she knew that she was looking at her world.

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Yuyuna Yoko62mo ago

I've been reading the latest chapter for three days off and on.

This is the most frivolous protagonist I've ever seen, and it's very off-putting. I am very disgusted with this kind of book that pretends to be stupid and plays with emotions wantonly. But the writing is pretty good in other aspects, especially the plot. So far, it is a good book and worth reading.

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Shangguan Peak58mo ago

The writing is great, but I think it would be better if you could put the map in China.

I think that few people in China have a good impression of Japan. As long as they do something beneficial to Japan, people will find it annoying. After all, the influence of culture since childhood and the history classes in school are all influences that cannot be ignored< (I hate it anyway). Some are extremely extreme. The first step for people who hate Japan is to understand When he sees where your map is, he will just abandon the book. Of course, there will be some special people who prefer Japanese culture, but they are still a minority, and for a place as big as Japan, there is really very little that can be written about, which will also affect your room for performance. In short, if you can finally change the map to China, many people will welcome it.

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Qi Wei63mo ago

What I wrote at the beginning was very good

The writing style is humorous at the beginning, and the protagonist's IQ is online, which is very attractive to readers. But I don't know what influenced the author. The protagonist in his later works spoke in a pornographic manner, and then called him a straight man? Well, don't insult straight men. At least they know how to speak and give others the minimum verbal respect. Moderate jokes can lighten the atmosphere and have a good effect on promoting the plot, but in the whole story, almost every chapter has to drive a car, and it is forced to change a good article into the diary of a diaosi man who spawns monsters. Furthermore, it is very disgusting for the protagonist in Chapter 89 to forcefully take possession of other people's weapons just because he can't defeat Rin. He and Rin already have a good relationship, so it's not a problem to explain things and borrow them, right? (1) The protagonist upgrades quickly, and he can only use this weapon for a while, and will return it to Rin soon. 2) The weapon can play a greater role in his hands, and Rin, as the protagonist's collaborator, will definitely weigh the pros and cons.) As a result, he shied away from the topic when others disagreed, and took other people's things without exchanging them. It's really disgusting, and it is very different from the protagonist's initial image of revenge, and a bottom line when encountering murders. It's obviously a very good book, and the main character is also very likable. I don't know why, but a book that has the power to confer gods has become a bad third-rate novel. I don't know what the author thought. Having said so much, alas. I am really angry about this novel, it has a great beginning and readers are excited to read it. As a result, the protagonist's image became more and more disintegrated in the later stages, which was really hard to calm down. I hope this novel can correct the character of the protagonist if possible. After all, it is a pity that a novel with such a good world setting is not famous because the image of the protagonist has collapsed.

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Yan Yu63mo ago

The conflict in the plot is too serious and the author failed to handle it well.

And I seriously doubt that the protagonist has not gone to high school. In addition, this book is too heavily Japaneseized and I don't like it. This book is probably for two-dimensional readers. If you don't like Japan, don't read it. It also contains extremely high levels of dog-licking!

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Chang Gong ❤63mo ago

I don't think about how to write a good plot and make the story beautiful, but I keep writing around women.

Wherever you write, it's a woman. An adult is going to fucking high school. You can't write this plot without a woman, right?

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Calm as Warm as Spring60mo ago

Very vulgar novel

In addition to writing about women, you should still write about women, and you should still use pornographic accents. The key plot is not very good either, and the more I watch it, the more disgusting it becomes.

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Chang'an Thirteen Cities64mo ago

Kamino Aya's role is not good

At the beginning, I came to kill the protagonist as an official, but I couldn't beat the protagonist. I was threatened by a photo that was worse than a naked photo, so I let the hero go. Later, the protagonist uses her as bait to attract vampires, kills a vampire, and wants to cooperate with the protagonist. The condition is to provide cover for the protagonist. The protagonist did not care about the previous killing of the protagonist, and the result was no compensation. Why can't the protagonist go to the agency to train until he is invincible before starting? Anyway, the protagonist can achieve Saitama's strength as long as he keeps exercising. Why cooperate with her so thanklessly? Just to kill vampires, and then not care about her? Just because she is the heroine? And with her strength and IQ, how did she become an intern at an official agency?

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I Don't Know What It's Called59mo ago

To be honest, this book was very interesting when I first read it, and the writing was also very good, but after Chapter 90 I really didn't want to read it anymore! I feel that the biggest and only poisonous point of this book is that the character of the protagonist is too deliberate! It is undeniable that the main character's poisonous tongue is the biggest highlight of this book. The main character is against the sky, the earth, the air, people, demons and ghosts, he can do anything! But everything must have a limit! The protagonist was quarreling from the beginning to the end of the book. He said everything. Many of them were not funny, but rather cold and blunt! The author imposes his own ideas on the protagonist, making people feel that the protagonist is mentally ill! A properly venomous tongue can be funny, otherwise there is a character problem with the protagonist! Also, the protagonist doesn't like those girls but he always flirts with them and teases them, once or twice is okay, but doing this all the time is very disgusting! Also, the protagonist's values ​​​​are also very weird!

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