Mythical Memoirs

It's all based on my imagination when I was in the third grade of junior high school. It's the original source of inspiration for this book. Come on, Oli, keep writing even if no one reads it! !

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The little pig woke up from the nightmare and cried to his mother: "I dreamed that I would become a sailor when I grew up, but I don't like being a sailor." The mother pig comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid of children, dreams are the opposite." Sure enough, the little pig later became a ham.

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Will you persevere if your grades are so bad?

Wang's Jingze, a native of Changchun, Jilin, was born in Lian in the 32nd year of the Tian Dynasty. Huaxiang Chi Shuigou. His family is well off and his father is a local rich man. Have brothers and sisters Several people, all of them are dragons and phoenixes among men. Jingze then let his waves wander, looking at the sky servant. Or hang out in Internet cafes, or go to karaoke bars. Seen as a willful hero long. When a person with good looks saw him, he stroked his back and sighed, "The public is in urgent need of benefit." Qi, and what I seek is so great, will it restrain me? Ze Nu said: "I myself As soon as he traveled around the world, he saw a lot of people and knew a lot of people. Spade phase There is no retreat, no one dares to disobey, and the campus is powerful. Instead of being plain To survive, it is better to establish oneself and make a name for oneself. "Then he became a knight as before. In the winter of the 60th year of the Celestial Dynasty, his father could not bear to watch him fall again, making Ze trapped After a meal, I had no food and no clothes, so I sent an envoy to summon a young master to the mountains. Let him live in a poor family, so that his pride will be sharpened and his scales will be chopped off. However, Is Jingze like an object in the pond? As soon as it encounters a spade, it becomes a demon. Pick up the big shovel . Go up and do it, manliness is strong without being timid! Photographed by the director of Nan Nai The production team is just a slut, and they dare not face the seven-foot spade of the situation. The young master sneered at Jingze and looked down upon him. Ze is also annoyed by the young master Gao Zhi Don't fight, treat yourself with dignity, don't eat or drink that day, think about yourself Suddenly, he changed his position and lived in a poor home. His eyes were dumbfounded and his upper fingers were injured. Crown. He said angrily, "This man has bullied me so much! I ordered thousands of people to kill one person every ten steps, and left no trace for thousands of miles. Why should I be humiliated like this? Treat me like this." Beat this man to death with a shovel to prove my way. Even if he dies, the chivalrous bones will be fragrant and he will not be ashamed. The best in the world!" The next day, Ze was well fed and lightly dressed, wearing a social shirt with colorful patterns and blood on the inside. His pulse was tense, he held a long knife to remove the sea, drank a lot of cold water and opened a bucket, walking alone in the In the fierce cold wind, I arrived in front of the director's station and yelled, "Swordsman!" The director huddled under the tang, everyone turned pale and dispersed like birds and beasts, but Its two branches are fighting, yellow and white are coming out at the same time. When the young master heard about it, he talked to the people around him. Talking about it, laughing at it and not caring about the consequences are stupid. Jing Ze was furious and held a knife and rope At this time, the director and several bullies swarmed from all sides. Ze Da shouted and galloped down, and the thieves were all invincible and ran away looking at the wind. At that time, a certain evil person chased Ze, and Ze scolded him with angry eyes. The culprit was frightened. Frightened, the gun fell to the ground. Ze walked alone with a smile on his face, but the thieves surrounded him again. Ze said, "I have been wandering around the world since I was a child, wearing a battle robe and caressing my body. A spade has gone through hundreds of battles, defeated those who fought, subdued those who attacked, and have never been defeated. North, but now that I am trapped here, God will destroy me!" Then he set his machete on the stone. . Go up and look at the thieves under the stone with a smile, and they are captured and taken back to the poor family. Everyone feels deeply Yu Jingze's Dayi lured him with cold boiled egg fried rice, hoping to make him Take. Ze was furious and suddenly pointed his finger to the sky and said, "My king, Ze, is suffering from hunger!" He raised his hand to the ground again and said, "That's it." In the wild, there is an unexpected depth!" Suddenly he pointed his finger again Everyone was shocked and quickly took a few steps back. Seeing this, Ze smiled and raised his head. Xiao: "I will not give up for five buckets of rice! I will not wait until the end of the night." Grain food!" Now that the food was ready, Ze Yin was very upset and went ahead. After talking, he sat down in the hall with his chopsticks, ate it, and exclaimed: "Hey, it's very fragrant!"

Come on Ollie! Ten thousand words a day!

My skills have not reached this level, so I don't understand this book.

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Teacher: What is a fall injury? Xiao Ming: You fell from upstairs. Teacher: What is luck? Xiao Ming: There is a haystack downstairs. Teacher: What is misfortune? Xiao Ming: There is a fork on the haystack. Teacher: What is hope? Xiao Ming: You didn't fall on the fork. Teacher: What is despair? Xiao Ming: You didn't fall on the haystack either. Teacher: What does "thank you" mean? Xiao Ming: You fell into the water. Teacher: What does it mean to be finished? Xiao Ming: There is a shark in the water. Teacher: What does luck mean? Xiao Ming: The hunter shot the shark from the side. Teacher: What is the end? Xiao Ming: Hunters shoot shotguns. Teacher: What do you mean? Xiao Ming: The hunter didn't shoot you. Teacher: What is collapse? Xiao Ming: The hunter didn't shoot the shark.