
Monster Hunter's Fantastic System
by Writing About Wang Xiaolu Blindly
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When Lu Yi reached Monster Hunter World Iceborne Platinum, he accidentally obtained a Monster Hunter system, and thus started an adventure!
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Official(3)Scraped 21d ago
Is there no one?
I watched the beginning and it seemed pretty good. Is anyone watching it?
Chapter 2 Is it dangerous to touch footprints when going out?
"It's you, Aibo!" Lu Yi looked at the woman floating in front of him and recognized her at a glance. However, this look is too two-dimensional. It's very different from the original Hanpi Aibo. Although the voice is still the same, when it is changed to Mandarin, it no longer has the same flavor. Aibo said, "Please call me receptionist!" "..." Lu Yi was too lazy to complain, so he jumped right into the topic and said, "Aibo, what's the situation now? Also, what is this system used for?" Aibo replied: "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next." Lu Yi nodded and replied: "I am a professional Monster Hunter player, I will not be afraid." After confirming Guo Luyi's firm look, Aibo said slowly: "The selected Platinum Hunter can obtain the wonderful system of Monster Hunter, which can give you wonderful adventures and abilities." "For example?" Lu Yi asked curiously. "For example, you can go to a new continent to start a new hunting adventure like a hunter in the game?" Lu Yi said disdainfully: "That's it? What else? What ability can it have?" Lu Yi thought there was something fun and new, but it turned out to be this. Lu Yi's good friend Wang Xiaofei had already experienced it in MHNWO. If Lu Yi couldn't afford it... He would have had fun a long time ago! Ai Bo said, "I don't know much about abilities... In short, you can get a wonderful ability by completing every adventure." "That's it?" Lu Yi always felt that Aibo was like an MLM salesperson who was not proficient in business, but with such a magical thing happening, Lu Yi had no reason not to believe her. Aibo continued: "If you think about it, you can click 'Agree' to start your system!" Of course, Lu Yi must think carefully about such a big matter. Lu Yi thought deeply and saw that Lu Yi's face became more linear. "But, I refuse!" Aibo replied: "Player 'Lu Yi' clicks to agree and activate the system!" "???" Lu Yi yelled, "I hate the idea of others forcing me! I will never use this system!" "Quit, quit, quit!" Lu Yi failed to exit this panel in his mind as he wished. [Task Release 1: Complete your winter vacation homework. After completion, you will gain a first-level ability. (Only completed by one person)] [Task Release 2: Find special footprints in Dongqiao Town. After completion, you can start the main plot one. [Task Release 3: Find another platinum hunter, and start the team mode after completion. [The mission time limit is one week. If the mission fails, you will enter the extremely difficult mode. Please treat it with caution. "Hiss~" Lu Yi, like the protagonist in the novel he read, took a breath of cold air. Then he choked himself. "What winter vacation homework? I still have winter vacation homework?" Lu Yi was dumbfounded. Just for a moment, Lu Yi really thought that he was a high school student of 17 or 18 years old, or a junior high school student of 13 or 14 years old, who had to do his winter vacation homework. But he is only twenty-five years old, has graduated from college many years ago, and has been working for two or three years. What kind of winter vacation homework is this? "Task 2 is also very strange. Are you touching footprints in your own town? What kind of footprints are you touching? I'm stupid!" Lu Yi held his forehead to see if he had a fever. Obviously... No! Mission 3 is even more outrageous. Lu Yi seems to understand it, but how to find it in the vast world? Regarding the fourth line, Lu Yi was doubtful and asked Ai Bo: "What is the extremely difficult mode?" "Don't ask, asking will kill you!" "Real or false!" Aibo said seriously: "Really!" Lu Yi adheres to the principle that if you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will have it, and you believe it. "That's wrong!" Lu Yi said angrily: "You were the one who forced me to agree to open the system, and now you are forcing me to do the task. Could it be that... Canglanxing is really a tool that has done dirty work all his life!" "Yeah." "Damn it, don't say such disgusting things in such a gentle tone!!" Lu Yi thought to himself, even if he had the intention to do this bullshit task, he wouldn't be able to do it! Winter vacation homework? Touching footprints in Dongqiao Town? Looking for another platinum hunter? Headache! After Lu Yi calmed down, he analyzed it carefully and found that the plot trend was a bit like a novel. But to be reasonable, shouldn't he immediately go to some game world to upgrade and fight monsters and pretend to be hot-blooded? Why didn't anything happen? It is completely different from the system Lu Yi imagined. Is it possible that I have to show off on earth... No, I have to fight monsters and level up on earth? "This system... Is too small!" Lu Yi said "Uh-huh" twice, complaining about the system settings. But Aibo said that there will be adventures in the New World in the future... "You're taking risks, why don't you live a good life!" "Phew!" Lu Yi woke up from his inner vision and looked at the "Ice Field" in front of him, suddenly feeling bored. The level has also increased, the monsters that should be defeated have been defeated, the weapons and equipment have been made, and the beads have graduated. "Ah!" Lu Yi let out a long sigh, "This system task and all, it's really timely!" But Lu Yi was still confused. "Presumably, there must be some clues to the mission." So, Lu Yi looked at the three tasks again and analyzed: "First of all, this winter vacation homework... I don't have any clue, skip it!" "The second touch of footprints..." Very curious, but Lu Yi accepted. Now Lu Yi doesn't dare to do it, but he doesn't dare to go out. Nowadays, a very serious new type of bingdu has broken out in China. We dare not go out without a mask! "There are also several cases in Dongqiao Town." Although Lu Yi is an Internet-addicted young man, he is still very concerned and understanding of such a major epidemic. "Wait a minute!" Lu Yi bared his teeth and said, "I don't have many masks, and they're not reusable. Isn't it dangerous to go out and touch footprints?" Lu Yi did not go out of his way to buy masks in large quantities. He thought that he would not go out during the epidemic, so he only kept one mask for self-defense! "Fortunately, I prepared one myself, I almost forgot about it! But it's still very dangerous!" Compared with other areas, Dongqiao Town is relatively safe. But it's hard to say how the virus mutates. Maybe a patient under observation in another province hundreds of kilometers away sneezed, and it floated and floated, avoiding the disinfectant and many difficulties. As a result, it happened to come to Dongqiao Town, and Lu Yi happened to go out to touch his footprints today. Lu Yi died. Of course, this is just a joke, no harm intended. Lu Yi's mind can endlessly think of various possibilities of viruses! "Hey!" Lu Yi shook his head and said: "Ignore it for now, next one!" Looking for another... "Well, it seems like the second one is pretty easy!" The mission deadline is only one week, and an impatient and obsessive-compulsive person like Lu Yi must solve it quickly. Anyway, if you don't complete it, you will be dead, but if you complete it, you may not die! Lu Yi still knew which one to choose. "You know what the hell! Without this system, I would be safe!" ...
Chapter 7 Is it safe to call the police?
4am. Lu Yi said he was not sleepy. In fact, not long after Lu Yi finished posting on Weibo, he fell asleep instantly due to physical fatigue. As for where the Ice Fish Dragon went, Lu Yi didn't know. Perhaps the Ice Ichthyosaurus has lived freely on the coastal highway since then. ... While Lu Yi was sleeping, his Weibo finally received a small wave. There were more than a hundred comments, and among them, some netizens seriously asked about comments about the place where Ice Fish Dragon is found. [P Picture P is pretty good, I almost believed it. [Upstairs, there are no traces of P-pictures. This is obviously carefully planned by the blogger. Although the props in the picture are blurry, it is not difficult to see the blogger's inner soul of middle school. [I'm from Liangmu Town. The Raptors are infested here. Come and form a team! [Fish headgear? [The pair of weird eyes in the photo scare me to death. Please make an appointment with P+V... [I am from Dongqiao Town Center, and I swear there is no Ice Ichthyosaurus! [I am from the land on the edge of Dongqiao Town. I think I have seen it before! [Haha, it seems that the young people in Dongqiao Town are suffering from delusions. [Blogger, remember to ask Bingyulong to put on a mask when you have time. ... 12 Noon. "Ah~" Lu Yi got up with his own scream. It was obviously a nightmare. Lu Yi didn't look at his phone for the first time, but opened his inner vision. There are indeed tasks 3 and 4. Lu Yi collapsed. Such days are really uncomfortable. "Let's not talk about mission 3 for now. Doesn't mission 4 cost people's lives?" Hunting Ice Ichthyosaurus, is this something a normal person can do? "If you want people to die, just be direct, don't beat around the bush." Lu Yi angrily scolded the mission: "You also got first-level equipment? Are you planning to give me a shroud?" The most infuriating thing is this Aibo. Lu Yi called her thousands of times without saying a word, and he didn't even finish the novice tutorial! "By the way, mobile phone!" Lu Yi has a photo of the Ice Fish Dragon on his cell phone, so he has to take it to call the police. An individual's power is limited, so such a dangerous incident must be left to the people's police! "The mission said that we can form a team... Can I form a team with the police uncle to fight monsters?" Lu Yi shook his head and said in denial, "No, if you want to form a team, you have to complete mission 3." "It's over. My thoughts are very dangerous. Why am I thinking about going back to hunting ice fish dragons? Is it possible that the adventurous spirit flows in my bones and it has only exploded now?" Lu Yi thought, opened a certain treasure, and found new news. It's Lao Wang, a manual hunter. Is it done? [Dear, your sword has been customized. Will it be shipped? So fast? Hair! [Of course, you are our first customer this month, and we rushed the production overnight. (Smiley face)] Lu Yi thought for a while and asked again: [Where do you live in Dongqiao Town? How about I come and get it? [Dear, we cannot expose personal privacy. [Oh, okay. Lu Yi sent again: [What kind of express delivery are you doing so close? Why not send it directly, or find a place to trade. [Dear, the situation outside is serious now, you can't go out! Too. The mask Lu Yi used yesterday has been thrown away, and now there is no mask left. Although Lu Yi can't wait to try whether level one sword proficiency has any effect on the sword model, he can't wait! At this time, the words of the manual hunter Lao Wang reminded Lu Yi of something. "I acquired an antibody ability before. Is it really useful?" Lu Yi felt very uncomfortable when he didn't get an answer from Ai Bo. To be on the safe side, just wait for the express delivery. [Dear, put it in the express cabinet at the door of your community. OK. [Dear, please remember to leave a five-star review after receiving the goods. OK. Lu Yi resisted the impulse, clicked on Weibo, and found that there were over a hundred comments under his Weibo. And then... I was so angry that I died. "Don't watch it, don't watch it, you're a bunch of idiots." Lu Yi took out the mask from last night, soaked it in antiseptic solution for a while, washed it several times, and finally blew it dry. If Lu Yi went to call the police without wearing a mask, he might have been caught by the police before he could even open his mouth. ... The Dongqiao Town Police Station is in the center of the town, and Lu Yi arrived quickly. There are two police officers in the police station, both wearing masks on duty. Lu Yi quickly walked in and sat on a chair. Although it was a bit rude, Lu Yi didn't think so much. At this time, the two policemen looked at each other, walked over, and sat opposite Lu Yi. "What's the matter?" Lu Yi swallowed his saliva and said, "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say." The two policemen looked at each other and smiled: "We are police, we will not be afraid. You tell me." Lu Yi continued: "I saw a monster last night." When the two policemen heard what Lu Yi said, they straightened their bodies and sat upright. One of the policemen asked: "Who is the monster?" "No one!" Lu Yi frowned, obviously thinking that the police would not believe it, but he still had to bite the bullet and continue speaking, because it was true, and if there was even a slight possibility that they would believe it, it would be worth it. "It's a huge fish." "Mermaid?" "Not a mermaid." Another policeman suddenly took out a notebook and pen from under the table and started drawing. Crack! The policeman tore off a piece of paper from the notebook and showed it to Lu Yi. What is drawn on the paper is a huge fish. "No, oh by the way, I have photos." At this time, Lu Yi remembered that he still had photos of Ice Fish Dragon on his phone. "Look." Lu Yi took out the photo and showed it to the police. "See, Big Fish, have you ever played Monster Hunter World Icefield? It's exactly the same as the Ice Fish Dragon in it! Can you understand?" The policeman frowned and asked: "This Monster Hunter World Iceborne you are talking about, is it fun?" "Isn't it fun..." Lu Yi knocked on the table and shouted: "Hey!!" The policeman who was painting stopped the policeman who was about to ask questions and said, "You can understand, you can continue talking." Lu Yi cleared his throat and said: "Last night, I went for a walk and this fish suddenly appeared. It chased me crazily and almost beat me to death. It also put an ice resistance abnormality on me. Do you know about ice resistance abnormality? After being hit, your endurance will drop rapidly and your running will become slower... Fortunately, I ran fast and I was riding a motorcycle that day, so I was able to escape! I was scared like..." "Pfft!" The policeman who painted the picture laughed, and then regained his serious expression in an instant. Lu Yi understood, but he didn't believe it. "You continue!" Lu Yi looked at the other policeman, also covering his mouth, half-smiling. Just as Lu Yi was about to speak, the policeman in Huahua laughed again, and then bit his finger to suppress his laughter. So disrespectful! Even though Lu Yi knew that they didn't believe it and it was ridiculous after all, he was still very angry. Lu Yi asked: "What are you laughing at?" The painting policeman smiled and replied: "I think of happy things." "What happy thing?" "I got a mask!" The policeman who asked the question finally couldn't hold it in any longer. Lu Yi looked at him and asked, "Why are you laughing again?" "I also got a mask!" "What you grabbed were masks sold by the same family?" The painting policeman nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Then the two of them lowered their heads and laughed wildly again. Lu Yi just looked at it. A few seconds later, the policeman who asked the question said again: "No, he robbed one house and I robbed the other!" "Uncle policeman, can you give me two masks?" "Can, can, can! Oh, no! Our wife and children need it!" Lu Yi asked again: "Are your wives and children the same?" "Yes, yes!" Lu Yi patted the table and shouted: "I repeat, I'm not kidding!!" "Yes, yes!" ...
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Official(3)Scraped 21d ago
Is there no one?
I watched the beginning and it seemed pretty good. Is anyone watching it?
Chapter 2 Is it dangerous to touch footprints when going out?
"It's you, Aibo!" Lu Yi looked at the woman floating in front of him and recognized her at a glance. However, this look is too two-dimensional. It's very different from the original Hanpi Aibo. Although the voice is still the same, when it is changed to Mandarin, it no longer has the same flavor. Aibo said, "Please call me receptionist!" "..." Lu Yi was too lazy to complain, so he jumped right into the topic and said, "Aibo, what's the situation now? Also, what is this system used for?" Aibo replied: "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next." Lu Yi nodded and replied: "I am a professional Monster Hunter player, I will not be afraid." After confirming Guo Luyi's firm look, Aibo said slowly: "The selected Platinum Hunter can obtain the wonderful system of Monster Hunter, which can give you wonderful adventures and abilities." "For example?" Lu Yi asked curiously. "For example, you can go to a new continent to start a new hunting adventure like a hunter in the game?" Lu Yi said disdainfully: "That's it? What else? What ability can it have?" Lu Yi thought there was something fun and new, but it turned out to be this. Lu Yi's good friend Wang Xiaofei had already experienced it in MHNWO. If Lu Yi couldn't afford it... He would have had fun a long time ago! Ai Bo said, "I don't know much about abilities... In short, you can get a wonderful ability by completing every adventure." "That's it?" Lu Yi always felt that Aibo was like an MLM salesperson who was not proficient in business, but with such a magical thing happening, Lu Yi had no reason not to believe her. Aibo continued: "If you think about it, you can click 'Agree' to start your system!" Of course, Lu Yi must think carefully about such a big matter. Lu Yi thought deeply and saw that Lu Yi's face became more linear. "But, I refuse!" Aibo replied: "Player 'Lu Yi' clicks to agree and activate the system!" "???" Lu Yi yelled, "I hate the idea of others forcing me! I will never use this system!" "Quit, quit, quit!" Lu Yi failed to exit this panel in his mind as he wished. [Task Release 1: Complete your winter vacation homework. After completion, you will gain a first-level ability. (Only completed by one person)] [Task Release 2: Find special footprints in Dongqiao Town. After completion, you can start the main plot one. [Task Release 3: Find another platinum hunter, and start the team mode after completion. [The mission time limit is one week. If the mission fails, you will enter the extremely difficult mode. Please treat it with caution. "Hiss~" Lu Yi, like the protagonist in the novel he read, took a breath of cold air. Then he choked himself. "What winter vacation homework? I still have winter vacation homework?" Lu Yi was dumbfounded. Just for a moment, Lu Yi really thought that he was a high school student of 17 or 18 years old, or a junior high school student of 13 or 14 years old, who had to do his winter vacation homework. But he is only twenty-five years old, has graduated from college many years ago, and has been working for two or three years. What kind of winter vacation homework is this? "Task 2 is also very strange. Are you touching footprints in your own town? What kind of footprints are you touching? I'm stupid!" Lu Yi held his forehead to see if he had a fever. Obviously... No! Mission 3 is even more outrageous. Lu Yi seems to understand it, but how to find it in the vast world? Regarding the fourth line, Lu Yi was doubtful and asked Ai Bo: "What is the extremely difficult mode?" "Don't ask, asking will kill you!" "Real or false!" Aibo said seriously: "Really!" Lu Yi adheres to the principle that if you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will have it, and you believe it. "That's wrong!" Lu Yi said angrily: "You were the one who forced me to agree to open the system, and now you are forcing me to do the task. Could it be that... Canglanxing is really a tool that has done dirty work all his life!" "Yeah." "Damn it, don't say such disgusting things in such a gentle tone!!" Lu Yi thought to himself, even if he had the intention to do this bullshit task, he wouldn't be able to do it! Winter vacation homework? Touching footprints in Dongqiao Town? Looking for another platinum hunter? Headache! After Lu Yi calmed down, he analyzed it carefully and found that the plot trend was a bit like a novel. But to be reasonable, shouldn't he immediately go to some game world to upgrade and fight monsters and pretend to be hot-blooded? Why didn't anything happen? It is completely different from the system Lu Yi imagined. Is it possible that I have to show off on earth... No, I have to fight monsters and level up on earth? "This system... Is too small!" Lu Yi said "Uh-huh" twice, complaining about the system settings. But Aibo said that there will be adventures in the New World in the future... "You're taking risks, why don't you live a good life!" "Phew!" Lu Yi woke up from his inner vision and looked at the "Ice Field" in front of him, suddenly feeling bored. The level has also increased, the monsters that should be defeated have been defeated, the weapons and equipment have been made, and the beads have graduated. "Ah!" Lu Yi let out a long sigh, "This system task and all, it's really timely!" But Lu Yi was still confused. "Presumably, there must be some clues to the mission." So, Lu Yi looked at the three tasks again and analyzed: "First of all, this winter vacation homework... I don't have any clue, skip it!" "The second touch of footprints..." Very curious, but Lu Yi accepted. Now Lu Yi doesn't dare to do it, but he doesn't dare to go out. Nowadays, a very serious new type of bingdu has broken out in China. We dare not go out without a mask! "There are also several cases in Dongqiao Town." Although Lu Yi is an Internet-addicted young man, he is still very concerned and understanding of such a major epidemic. "Wait a minute!" Lu Yi bared his teeth and said, "I don't have many masks, and they're not reusable. Isn't it dangerous to go out and touch footprints?" Lu Yi did not go out of his way to buy masks in large quantities. He thought that he would not go out during the epidemic, so he only kept one mask for self-defense! "Fortunately, I prepared one myself, I almost forgot about it! But it's still very dangerous!" Compared with other areas, Dongqiao Town is relatively safe. But it's hard to say how the virus mutates. Maybe a patient under observation in another province hundreds of kilometers away sneezed, and it floated and floated, avoiding the disinfectant and many difficulties. As a result, it happened to come to Dongqiao Town, and Lu Yi happened to go out to touch his footprints today. Lu Yi died. Of course, this is just a joke, no harm intended. Lu Yi's mind can endlessly think of various possibilities of viruses! "Hey!" Lu Yi shook his head and said: "Ignore it for now, next one!" Looking for another... "Well, it seems like the second one is pretty easy!" The mission deadline is only one week, and an impatient and obsessive-compulsive person like Lu Yi must solve it quickly. Anyway, if you don't complete it, you will be dead, but if you complete it, you may not die! Lu Yi still knew which one to choose. "You know what the hell! Without this system, I would be safe!" ...
Chapter 7 Is it safe to call the police?
4am. Lu Yi said he was not sleepy. In fact, not long after Lu Yi finished posting on Weibo, he fell asleep instantly due to physical fatigue. As for where the Ice Fish Dragon went, Lu Yi didn't know. Perhaps the Ice Ichthyosaurus has lived freely on the coastal highway since then. ... While Lu Yi was sleeping, his Weibo finally received a small wave. There were more than a hundred comments, and among them, some netizens seriously asked about comments about the place where Ice Fish Dragon is found. [P Picture P is pretty good, I almost believed it. [Upstairs, there are no traces of P-pictures. This is obviously carefully planned by the blogger. Although the props in the picture are blurry, it is not difficult to see the blogger's inner soul of middle school. [I'm from Liangmu Town. The Raptors are infested here. Come and form a team! [Fish headgear? [The pair of weird eyes in the photo scare me to death. Please make an appointment with P+V... [I am from Dongqiao Town Center, and I swear there is no Ice Ichthyosaurus! [I am from the land on the edge of Dongqiao Town. I think I have seen it before! [Haha, it seems that the young people in Dongqiao Town are suffering from delusions. [Blogger, remember to ask Bingyulong to put on a mask when you have time. ... 12 Noon. "Ah~" Lu Yi got up with his own scream. It was obviously a nightmare. Lu Yi didn't look at his phone for the first time, but opened his inner vision. There are indeed tasks 3 and 4. Lu Yi collapsed. Such days are really uncomfortable. "Let's not talk about mission 3 for now. Doesn't mission 4 cost people's lives?" Hunting Ice Ichthyosaurus, is this something a normal person can do? "If you want people to die, just be direct, don't beat around the bush." Lu Yi angrily scolded the mission: "You also got first-level equipment? Are you planning to give me a shroud?" The most infuriating thing is this Aibo. Lu Yi called her thousands of times without saying a word, and he didn't even finish the novice tutorial! "By the way, mobile phone!" Lu Yi has a photo of the Ice Fish Dragon on his cell phone, so he has to take it to call the police. An individual's power is limited, so such a dangerous incident must be left to the people's police! "The mission said that we can form a team... Can I form a team with the police uncle to fight monsters?" Lu Yi shook his head and said in denial, "No, if you want to form a team, you have to complete mission 3." "It's over. My thoughts are very dangerous. Why am I thinking about going back to hunting ice fish dragons? Is it possible that the adventurous spirit flows in my bones and it has only exploded now?" Lu Yi thought, opened a certain treasure, and found new news. It's Lao Wang, a manual hunter. Is it done? [Dear, your sword has been customized. Will it be shipped? So fast? Hair! [Of course, you are our first customer this month, and we rushed the production overnight. (Smiley face)] Lu Yi thought for a while and asked again: [Where do you live in Dongqiao Town? How about I come and get it? [Dear, we cannot expose personal privacy. [Oh, okay. Lu Yi sent again: [What kind of express delivery are you doing so close? Why not send it directly, or find a place to trade. [Dear, the situation outside is serious now, you can't go out! Too. The mask Lu Yi used yesterday has been thrown away, and now there is no mask left. Although Lu Yi can't wait to try whether level one sword proficiency has any effect on the sword model, he can't wait! At this time, the words of the manual hunter Lao Wang reminded Lu Yi of something. "I acquired an antibody ability before. Is it really useful?" Lu Yi felt very uncomfortable when he didn't get an answer from Ai Bo. To be on the safe side, just wait for the express delivery. [Dear, put it in the express cabinet at the door of your community. OK. [Dear, please remember to leave a five-star review after receiving the goods. OK. Lu Yi resisted the impulse, clicked on Weibo, and found that there were over a hundred comments under his Weibo. And then... I was so angry that I died. "Don't watch it, don't watch it, you're a bunch of idiots." Lu Yi took out the mask from last night, soaked it in antiseptic solution for a while, washed it several times, and finally blew it dry. If Lu Yi went to call the police without wearing a mask, he might have been caught by the police before he could even open his mouth. ... The Dongqiao Town Police Station is in the center of the town, and Lu Yi arrived quickly. There are two police officers in the police station, both wearing masks on duty. Lu Yi quickly walked in and sat on a chair. Although it was a bit rude, Lu Yi didn't think so much. At this time, the two policemen looked at each other, walked over, and sat opposite Lu Yi. "What's the matter?" Lu Yi swallowed his saliva and said, "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say." The two policemen looked at each other and smiled: "We are police, we will not be afraid. You tell me." Lu Yi continued: "I saw a monster last night." When the two policemen heard what Lu Yi said, they straightened their bodies and sat upright. One of the policemen asked: "Who is the monster?" "No one!" Lu Yi frowned, obviously thinking that the police would not believe it, but he still had to bite the bullet and continue speaking, because it was true, and if there was even a slight possibility that they would believe it, it would be worth it. "It's a huge fish." "Mermaid?" "Not a mermaid." Another policeman suddenly took out a notebook and pen from under the table and started drawing. Crack! The policeman tore off a piece of paper from the notebook and showed it to Lu Yi. What is drawn on the paper is a huge fish. "No, oh by the way, I have photos." At this time, Lu Yi remembered that he still had photos of Ice Fish Dragon on his phone. "Look." Lu Yi took out the photo and showed it to the police. "See, Big Fish, have you ever played Monster Hunter World Icefield? It's exactly the same as the Ice Fish Dragon in it! Can you understand?" The policeman frowned and asked: "This Monster Hunter World Iceborne you are talking about, is it fun?" "Isn't it fun..." Lu Yi knocked on the table and shouted: "Hey!!" The policeman who was painting stopped the policeman who was about to ask questions and said, "You can understand, you can continue talking." Lu Yi cleared his throat and said: "Last night, I went for a walk and this fish suddenly appeared. It chased me crazily and almost beat me to death. It also put an ice resistance abnormality on me. Do you know about ice resistance abnormality? After being hit, your endurance will drop rapidly and your running will become slower... Fortunately, I ran fast and I was riding a motorcycle that day, so I was able to escape! I was scared like..." "Pfft!" The policeman who painted the picture laughed, and then regained his serious expression in an instant. Lu Yi understood, but he didn't believe it. "You continue!" Lu Yi looked at the other policeman, also covering his mouth, half-smiling. Just as Lu Yi was about to speak, the policeman in Huahua laughed again, and then bit his finger to suppress his laughter. So disrespectful! Even though Lu Yi knew that they didn't believe it and it was ridiculous after all, he was still very angry. Lu Yi asked: "What are you laughing at?" The painting policeman smiled and replied: "I think of happy things." "What happy thing?" "I got a mask!" The policeman who asked the question finally couldn't hold it in any longer. Lu Yi looked at him and asked, "Why are you laughing again?" "I also got a mask!" "What you grabbed were masks sold by the same family?" The painting policeman nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Then the two of them lowered their heads and laughed wildly again. Lu Yi just looked at it. A few seconds later, the policeman who asked the question said again: "No, he robbed one house and I robbed the other!" "Uncle policeman, can you give me two masks?" "Can, can, can! Oh, no! Our wife and children need it!" Lu Yi asked again: "Are your wives and children the same?" "Yes, yes!" Lu Yi patted the table and shouted: "I repeat, I'm not kidding!!" "Yes, yes!" ...












