Warhammer: I Don't Want to Be a Can of Worms! ! !
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This is an extremely dark world. The Emperor walked the earth, trying to restore the glory of the Empire. But the fate of mankind has long been toyed with by evil gods. In the precarious future, there is only endless darkness and war. Until--the death guard named Hades appeared. The threads of fate are intertwined. Can the existence from the outside world reverse the tragedy destined for thousands of sentient beings? The gods placed their bets. But Hades doesn't know this at the moment. He is crying like a fart whose toes have been stepped on. "Help!!! Why is this the world of Warhammer?!" "Also, why am I a Death Guard?!!" "Is it too late to kill myself and start over again?!" In a funny novel, the unscrupulous male protagonist travels to the world of grimdark, wandering around with broken skin and legs and crying like an ass. The original large group exploded and has not yet been restored and rebuilt. Only the full order group survived.
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Official(84)Scraped 20d ago
Hey, your protagonist's intelligence is too serious. The three laws of Warhammer are: don't believe in people who seem to bring order to chaos, don't believe in machines, and don't believe in psychic powers.
The writing so far is very good, but I hope that the author will not break away from reality and fall into a boring game struggling with "rule setting" in the later period. Content that can arouse readers' empathy will always have its realistic projection, rather than abstract and unrealistic concepts. If it must be there, then please put it in the corner of the background, and never take over the spotlight. If the flesh and blood development of the story is attached to unrealistic skeletons - such as the so-called "laws of physics, laws of subspace", it will only make readers feel absurd and childish, just like many other mediocre novels.
Is it possible to not necessarily write a big birthday greeting according to the original work, but arrange for a few primarchs to betray and have a small birthday greeting? Then, Chaos used these original bodies and troops plus mortals to create some artifacts and so on, and exploded a second Eye of Terror, which in any case weakened the curtain of reality and subspace, and then the empire was on fire everywhere, causing all kinds of troubles, and so on everywhere. Put out the fire, and then some of the primarchs are missing or dead, and then find the primarch of Balabala, and then take out the threats of ribs, orcs, eldar, bugs, and tau, and have several parties compete for hegemony, and regain hope in the melee.
The four gods should know that the protagonist's soul has traveled through time, otherwise the emperor has already discovered it.
The sea, you are all water, the horse, you have four legs
Why did the Qinglong Yanyue Knife become a fruit knife? Why is the center parted by the nine-tooth rake so beautiful? It is said that the missing corner of the imperial seal was caused by smashing walnuts? Who can actually use a 13,500-pound golden hoop to dry dumpling wrappers? Why did Zhang Fei cry and complain that his snake spear was taken away to knit a sweater? Why do high-voltage lines outside Beijing make frequent sounds?
The author writes very well, but can you read more books on military literacy?
In the early stage, the author skipped the reading "Friends of Military and Civilian Talents" and you can become a company commander (in the real world, in theory, after reading it, you can be at the level of a militia company commander and can manage about 100 people). Then there is the infantry attack. After reading it, you can directly be promoted to infantry major general (managing an infantry brigade to an infantry corps, with a maximum of 50,000 people, which is enough no matter how you say it. As for the book on group armies and group army group leaders, there should be no books on the market. This mainly depends on experience)
You know, Pluto has been a superman since he was a child, and now he becomes a superman whenever he disagrees.
Star areas surrounding the Eye of Terror
Made based on the star map of Fleet Gothic 2
The extra story after the end: Be like
Mortarion: Hades, do you think we would still be friends in other worlds? Hades: We are By the way, it's really solid, and the extras satisfy the embarrassment of having nothing to watch after it's over.
The whereabouts of the Primarch so far (summary based on the plot of this book)
The Dark Angels of the First Legion, Lion's Jonson, are missing. Second Legion and Erasure The Third Legion Emperor's Son Fulgrim was sighted Death of Perturabo, the Iron Warrior of the Fourth Legion V Legion White Scar Jaghatai Khan Speculates Hunt for Blood Angels Sixth Legion Space Wolves Leman Russ hunt for the Blood Angels 7th Legion Imperial Fist Rogal Dorn is dying (stasis stance) Eighth Legion Night Lord Conrad Curze Sighted The whereabouts of Sanguinius, the Blood Angel of the Ninth Legion, are unknown. The death of Ferrus Manus, the Iron Hands of the Tenth Legion (it seems) The Eleventh Legion was wiped out The whereabouts of Angron, the World Eater of the Twelfth Legion, remain unknown. Death of XIII Legion Ultramarine Guilliman XIV Legion Death Guard Mortarion seriously injured Magnus, the Thousand Sons of the Fifteenth Legion, is seen joining Chaos Death of Horus Luperkar, son of Horus in the 16th Legion Death of Lorgar Aurelion, the Word Bearer of the 17th Legion The whereabouts of the 18th Legion Salamander Vulkan are unknown. XIX Legion Raven Guard Corax's whereabouts unknown Twentieth Legion Alpharius and Omegon Rebellion
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Official(84)Scraped 20d ago
Hey, your protagonist's intelligence is too serious. The three laws of Warhammer are: don't believe in people who seem to bring order to chaos, don't believe in machines, and don't believe in psychic powers.
The writing so far is very good, but I hope that the author will not break away from reality and fall into a boring game struggling with "rule setting" in the later period. Content that can arouse readers' empathy will always have its realistic projection, rather than abstract and unrealistic concepts. If it must be there, then please put it in the corner of the background, and never take over the spotlight. If the flesh and blood development of the story is attached to unrealistic skeletons - such as the so-called "laws of physics, laws of subspace", it will only make readers feel absurd and childish, just like many other mediocre novels.
Is it possible to not necessarily write a big birthday greeting according to the original work, but arrange for a few primarchs to betray and have a small birthday greeting? Then, Chaos used these original bodies and troops plus mortals to create some artifacts and so on, and exploded a second Eye of Terror, which in any case weakened the curtain of reality and subspace, and then the empire was on fire everywhere, causing all kinds of troubles, and so on everywhere. Put out the fire, and then some of the primarchs are missing or dead, and then find the primarch of Balabala, and then take out the threats of ribs, orcs, eldar, bugs, and tau, and have several parties compete for hegemony, and regain hope in the melee.
The four gods should know that the protagonist's soul has traveled through time, otherwise the emperor has already discovered it.
The sea, you are all water, the horse, you have four legs
Why did the Qinglong Yanyue Knife become a fruit knife? Why is the center parted by the nine-tooth rake so beautiful? It is said that the missing corner of the imperial seal was caused by smashing walnuts? Who can actually use a 13,500-pound golden hoop to dry dumpling wrappers? Why did Zhang Fei cry and complain that his snake spear was taken away to knit a sweater? Why do high-voltage lines outside Beijing make frequent sounds?
The author writes very well, but can you read more books on military literacy?
In the early stage, the author skipped the reading "Friends of Military and Civilian Talents" and you can become a company commander (in the real world, in theory, after reading it, you can be at the level of a militia company commander and can manage about 100 people). Then there is the infantry attack. After reading it, you can directly be promoted to infantry major general (managing an infantry brigade to an infantry corps, with a maximum of 50,000 people, which is enough no matter how you say it. As for the book on group armies and group army group leaders, there should be no books on the market. This mainly depends on experience)
You know, Pluto has been a superman since he was a child, and now he becomes a superman whenever he disagrees.
Star areas surrounding the Eye of Terror
Made based on the star map of Fleet Gothic 2
The extra story after the end: Be like
Mortarion: Hades, do you think we would still be friends in other worlds? Hades: We are By the way, it's really solid, and the extras satisfy the embarrassment of having nothing to watch after it's over.
The whereabouts of the Primarch so far (summary based on the plot of this book)
The Dark Angels of the First Legion, Lion's Jonson, are missing. Second Legion and Erasure The Third Legion Emperor's Son Fulgrim was sighted Death of Perturabo, the Iron Warrior of the Fourth Legion V Legion White Scar Jaghatai Khan Speculates Hunt for Blood Angels Sixth Legion Space Wolves Leman Russ hunt for the Blood Angels 7th Legion Imperial Fist Rogal Dorn is dying (stasis stance) Eighth Legion Night Lord Conrad Curze Sighted The whereabouts of Sanguinius, the Blood Angel of the Ninth Legion, are unknown. The death of Ferrus Manus, the Iron Hands of the Tenth Legion (it seems) The Eleventh Legion was wiped out The whereabouts of Angron, the World Eater of the Twelfth Legion, remain unknown. Death of XIII Legion Ultramarine Guilliman XIV Legion Death Guard Mortarion seriously injured Magnus, the Thousand Sons of the Fifteenth Legion, is seen joining Chaos Death of Horus Luperkar, son of Horus in the 16th Legion Death of Lorgar Aurelion, the Word Bearer of the 17th Legion The whereabouts of the 18th Legion Salamander Vulkan are unknown. XIX Legion Raven Guard Corax's whereabouts unknown Twentieth Legion Alpharius and Omegon Rebellion
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◆Saving money: there are many books to read◆ ★This review does not contain spoilers★ Brief comment: The plot advances at a good speed, Goldfinger is not too big in the Warhammer worldview, the protagonist's ideas are very clear, and everything is in line with the original settings. In the early stage, there will be a strange plot where a character who looks very much like the heroine is suddenly killed by a knife. If you can accept it, I highly recommend watching it. Note: Seedlings can be harvested and slaughtered after Chapter 150. 2023/2/25 February monthly recommendations
[Book list keywords: Warhammer, Legion] The protagonist is the second-in-command of the Death Guard (the boss can be understood as a high-level thug). He is a little frustrated in the early stage, but as you go on, you can clearly feel that the author is making progress. Covered in a happy skin, in fact the core is still the Warhammer tone of sacrifice, despair, and death. (Remember to open this chapter and read it. Hammer Guy's happy speech in it really adds points to the book)
Hammer
Traveling to the Warhammer 40K universe, becoming a comrade of Mortarion, the original body of the Fourteenth Legion in the 30K era, joining the Legion and saving the Legion along the way. You might like: 1. The author's writing style is quite good, even readers who have never been exposed to Warhammer can accept this article (but it is still recommended to at least reach the level of Yunhammer) 2. The writing style is relatively relaxed. While retaining the basic core of the Warhammer world, it prevents readers from being dissuaded on the spot by the tone of Warhammer's world full of despair, war, and death. 3. The author has handled the setting very well, preventing readers from being upset while keeping the protagonist from being torn to pieces by the four hawkers on the spot; other characters also have official novels as a basis. 4. No heroine 5. If you like Warhammer, Warhammer 40K, the Human Empire, Space Marines, and Death Guard, please read directly. You might not like: 1. There may be an official backstab situation 2. There is almost no threshold for reading itself, but if you want to understand the plot and fun of it, you need to be at least Yunzhui level. 3. The author himself is not an in-depth player. Even with the help of big guys, there is no guarantee that some minor problems will not occur. 4. No heroine 5. After all, it is a story about pursuing hope in the most desperate world, leading to the unknown.
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