I Am a Cave Mansion

Yuandu should build a bookstore

Updated a week ago, you are too showy, Brother Yuan...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, what is Brother Yuan so obsessed with?

The nun said: Monk Yuandu, this cave is a forbidden area and cannot be entered. The monk with a round belly replied: Amitabha, the little nun, and the poor monk are destined to the cave. They not only want to enter, but also forcefully break through. The nun was displeased: You insist on forcing your way in, so you must pass me first. The round-belly monk grinned: I'll eat the poor monk's pestle and break you first, then go into the cave to get the scripture...

I really got into the mood, and the writing is really okay.

Isn't this a line from the band Sewing Machine?

Hurry up, I won't do ten updates at the beginning, I'll send you the blade

It's obviously a bear, but I always see it as a husky

Let me express my love for you today: I like you more than I did yesterday.

I'll stop updating now that I have readers.