Super Treasure Appraisal Master

Intellectually retarded short article, the author must be under 20 years old!

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Do you know the rules when playing with antiques? You are an idiot and write a book, which is misleading your children.

The author is very good at listening to the root of the wall. I listened to the neighbor no less than five times. How dare you write a book at your level?

Why are there so many that make me laugh so hard and make me so funny? Can you please make up the word count?

Probably not even 18 years old,

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Song Qianyu had gradually turned from being nervous to being calm about Xu Tai'an who was deliberately speaking out. This was probably because the boat sank naturally when it reached the bridge. Instead of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, it was better to accept the facts. In the past few months spent in the Jia Mansion, Song Qianyu was cautious and cautious, and things happened day and night, so she also learned some superficial ability to see people. She consciously She didn't fully understand the extraordinary Mr. Xu in front of her, but he was not as scary as the rumors said. The unreasonable words about Xu Tai'an stirred up her heart. She was not good at witty words and didn't know how to answer the words, so she had to remain silent, with a blush on her face. She found that Xu Tai'an was staring at her, her tears had stopped, and she felt a sudden heat on her face. "Hey, it's really like that red apple. The fat is red, and the dew has just moistened it. It's even more lovable. I really want to take a bite. I don't know if it's sweet or not." Although Song Qianyu didn't know what the red apple was, she also knew that his words were describing her red complexion. However, these words were straightforward and naked, revealing a bit of wildness and frivolity. She had been pretty and smart since she was a child. She was beautiful, so she was always teased by her peers. When she was a child, there were always a few scoundrels peeking in through the window and doing such bad things. Her mother used bamboo sticks to pass by, and those scoundrels ran away. However, when they met by chance, they would always use frivolous words to tease her. The person named Xu in front of her spoke like those people, only more elegant, and she was shy and scared for a while. "I'm afraid I really bite your red apple. I'm just talking. If I do, I have to find a way to make you beg me!" Xu Tai'an seemed to have a different face for a while, with that evil smile on his face, just like the flower picker who was involved in many cases in the rumors. There were miscellaneous books recording the anecdotes and interesting things in the world. There were flower pickers who resorted to rogue methods in order to seek excitement. Many young people in the city couldn't put it down when reading such a book, but they often hid in a corner to read it alone, for fear that others would find out something dirty. However, the folk customs were fierce, but different. A few men stayed in the courtyard and chatted without any scruples. The woman who was cooking a few plates of peanuts did not change her face after hearing this. "Dirty son of a bitch." I don't know if he was in agreement with what the Clay Bodhisattva had to say. He was so angry that he scolded the shameless Mr. Xu. He said these words loudly and with gnashing of teeth, just like the loyal woman resisting. However, the rise and fall of her chest was not very spectacular. Xu Tai'an became more and more interested and touched her waist with one hand. In panic, Song Qianyu was like an anxious rabbit. In panic, she kicked Xu Tai'an in the thigh. Seeing this little woman He was weak but had some strength. Xu Tai'an covered the painful area, obediently. The injured area was only half an inch away from his crotch. If he really had no descendants, then he would be sorry for his ancestors. Xu Tai'an didn't say a word and turned towards this person who didn't know how to measure. The little girl rushed over, and suddenly there was the sound of struggling in the room, as well as the sound of Mr. Xu cursing, followed by the sound of sobbing and cursing, a few more slaps, and finally Song Qianyu's cry of complete aggrievedness. "Grandma, it's a dog, bite me." The silk quilt bed was in chaos. Song Qianyu was leaning on the bed, her head buried in the red flower bass pillow, crying. Her clothes were also messy. Needless to say, Xu Tai'an unreasonably subdued her and then slapped her twice on the buttocks. For a girl in the boudoir, this was undoubtedly a great shame. It was almost the same as that martyr woman's loss of integrity, and Xu Tai'an's left arm He was bitten hard, leaving a red mark. Unexpectedly, this little girl resisted very fiercely, as if she really lost her temper, like the little wolf, baring its teeth and claws, opening its mouth to bite, but it felt good, soft as cotton, and elastic as rubber. Seeing him so sad, Xu Tai'an was really afraid that she couldn't think about it and found an opportunity to throw herself into a well, so she said harsh words before leaving. "With your small waist and half a tael on your chest, you are far behind my green pearls. Just like that chaste woman who lost her virginity and wanted to make a big fuss, or throw herself into a well out of sheer thought. If I want my bad reputation to be more ruined, I advise you not to die. My bad reputation is more or less, but when a person dies, he is really dead. He is unconscious and unconscious. It is impossible to watch my jokes. But you can pray with a stick of incense every day. Please accept me and see if it works." After saying that, Song Qianyu still buried his head in tears and Xu Tai'an left the room. Hey, the fun is over today. What should we do? Luzhu followed behind him, downstairs. There were several maids standing there, She Yue, Ayu, Pingting, and Wenxiang. They were just chatting and passing the time. When they heard the footsteps of the young master coming downstairs, they quickly stood respectfully to the side, saluted and called the young master. "You are all sisters living in Yunxiang Pavilion. Take care of Song Qianyu and don't let her do anything stupid. Then my reputation will be a bit bad again, sir." Xu Tai'an said. "I obey your orders." Mr. Xu is a funny man. He grew up among daughters. He is favored by his elders and protected by his sisters. Moreover, the young master is kind to them. Of course, they try their best to do what he says. So Xu Tai'an and Lu Zhu walked out of Yunxiang Pavilion. Xu Tai'an's eyes were vague and he saw that Lu Zhu was hesitant to speak, knowing that she had something to ask. "Ask." "What is an apple...?" Xu Tai'an looked at the girl in front of him whose eyes were slightly lowered. To outsiders, what she asked might seem out of place, but to him, the questions she asked were extremely precise. She always looked for a certain word from a lot of words to ask him for advice. She was probably the person who knew him best except Ning Yun in the entire Xu family. She was the maid who had been with him since she was a child, but he refused to treat him as his master, but she remained respectful as before. "Apple is what we usually call Tao Po or Nai Ah." After hearing this answer, Lu Zhu just said "Oh" and fell silent. Xu Tai'an was used to it. This was also her character. Every time she asked a question, she remained silent as before and didn't say much. This was Xu Tai'an's helplessness. "Let's go. Find a place for me to squeeze my shoulders!" Luzhu has one skill that he relies on the most, which is shoulder squeezing. The technique is unique and the strength is unique. She is the only one in the Xu family who can squeeze her shoulders with that kind of texture. She will rub his shoulders for nothing, while he reads a book for half a day. It rained continuously for several days, so Xu Tai'an had to stay in the house and get bored. When he had time, he went to Ningyun's house to tell stories. He talked about things that were not found in this world, such as the Red Mansion, which is a biography for women, the journey to the west that makes people yearn for monsters and monsters, the emergence of heroes, the changing Three Kingdoms, etc. He also talked about the customs and customs of another world, but he said that these stories were all made up by him to relieve his boredom. In the past few days, many people had attached themselves to the Xu family under the pretext of visiting Mr. Xu's injury, but it was mostly in vain. They were all dismissed by the housekeeper Yun Bo, and even the gifts they gave him were returned one by one. Yun Bo was a person who had been here before, and his worldly feelings were like a mirror. This was done so that the Xu family would not have to worry about leaving, but one person came and asked Yun Bo to treat them with courtesy. It was Thursday, the housekeeper of Jia Taiguo, the magistrate of Lingzhou. A few days ago, his son Xu trampled and broke the thigh of Master Jia of the Jia family in Yuanyang Tower. He came here on Thursday to visit the young master Xu who had alarmed Taiping City, and to tell his son that his leg had been lame all his life. These words were spoken slowly on Thursday. The talk was straightforward, and he repeatedly said that he did not intend to accuse him, but the conversation with Yun Bo was full of tensions, and there was no smoke in the battle. At the same time, Thursday also represented the Jia family and would not give up because of this. Yun Bo also greeted him with a smile, not leaking, listening to the thunder in the silent place, and never falling behind. On this day, the clouds finally opened and the drizzle stopped. Taiping City, which had been closed to the outside, became lively. Small business stalls were set up on the streets. The rich men and ladies who were bored in the house also went out for a walk, drank tea and hung out. Businessmen and businessmen came and went in the wind and rain without any delay. On a rainy day, it was a rush hour, and now I had to hurry up and hurry up. Finally, the clouds cleared to see the sunrise, and Xu Taian could finally go out today. As before, this time he only went to Canglan Mountain with Wei Jie and Luzhu Xueyan. The brother and sister originally wanted to take Xu Zilin with them, but Xu Zilin made an excuse. I'm busy studying, so I won't go, but I'm really busy studying. Now I'm studying with Mr. Lu in the academy. Xu Tai'an dislikes the food on the mountain and it's too cold, so he has to carry a bamboo basket with his books on his back. It is better to say it is a bamboo box. The bamboo box has a lid. Luzhu and Xueyan have nothing to take, so they are just traveling with them. Xueyan is Ningyun's maid, she usually takes care of her daily life, and she is also a good sister. Xueyan has a lively personality. Miss Tuo, who was usually bored inside and outside the mansion, now seemed like a happy little pony when she left the mansion, holding hands with Ningyun, talking and laughing together, Luzhu followed Xu Tai'an, and Wei Jie carried everyone's things. To go to Canglan Mountain, you have to take a ferry. It can be said that the whole Taiping City has prospered and prospered, which can be regarded as taking advantage of the geographical advantages. Among the land routes, Taiping City was once the ancient capital. It is accessible by land and is a place of rejuvenation. At the same time, it is backed by the Canglan River, which makes water transportation With the prosperity of the country, merchant ships on the river can go down the river and reach the southeasternmost point, and upstream can reach Kyoto. The roots can be traced even further. Therefore, whether it is on the river or by land, the business is vast. This is why the mistress of the Xu family can prosper. Because of the wealth, Canglan Mountain can be said to be on the entire river. The Canglan River comes from the west and forms a huge lake around Canglan Mountain, so Canglan Mountain becomes an isolated island on the lake. Although Canglan Mountain is the name of a mountain, it is not special. It refers to a mountain, because the entire island is connected by dozens of mountains. The other mountains surround Canglan Mountain in the center like children surrounding a mother. The highest mountain, Canglan Mountain, can be said to reach into the sky. Some people say that there are immortals on Canglan Mountain, but they have never seen it. Xu Tai'an and the five of them enjoyed the scenery along the way and met many people, including candy sellers and craftsmen setting up stalls selling coir raincoats and bamboo hats. It was very lively with people coming and going, but as they got closer to the river, there were fewer people. There were many merchant ships coming and going on the river, and the largest ships were all hung with flags that were very obvious, some with the word "Ye" on them, and some with the word "Yan" on them. Most of the Ye Zi Banners are under the name of the Ye family, the largest business in Taiping City, while the others are either small businessmen from Taiping City, wealthy businessmen from the southeast along the river, or merchant ships from Kyoto. There are not only giant merchant ships on the lake. There are also literati and poets who go boating, and along the river there are the remnants of dried up lotuses in previous years. If it is summer, there is a famous spot of lotus flowers with ten miles of osmanthus. There are women washing clothes by the river, beating them with sticks and talking to each other. Suddenly, I see a few young girls coming to the river and it is inevitable to look at them more. A few glances revealed that both men and women were dressed in silk satin, exquisite boots, and beautiful faces. Although the three girls had not yet grown, their chests had not grown much, and their buttocks were not very raised. They were much inferior to themselves, but with their delicate and beautiful faces, they felt that they were old and yellow. They are still in their cardamom years, how can they be compared, and the two men, one carrying a bamboo box and the other empty-handed, are both very good-looking, especially the young man with a casual temperament. Isn't it the same young man who secretly dreams about him at night? When he thinks of his own men sleeping beside him at night, making thunderous sounds, he sighs secretly, I lamented that I was born at the wrong time and met my rough man, but I just thought about it. Even if the farts of those good-looking rich boys smell good, they can't eat just looking at them all day long. Life is just one step at a time. In reality, you can live a good life no matter how you look. Several women were talking, and suddenly someone said that the handsome young man was looking this way, and several women turned their heads. It was the handsome young man, staring blankly, smiling. The goose-yellow girl next to the young man hit him on the shoulder with one hand, and he was playing around with a soft-bodied knife above the boat. Suddenly a woman said something in an uncertain tone. "That seems to be Xu Mansion Xu Rascal." "Which Rascal Xu?" At this time, several women were panicked. From the old to the young, they all heard about the deeds of Rascal Xu. Some women even used his name to scare their children, saying, "If you don't obey, I will let Rascal Xu take you away." The children didn't know who Rascal Xu was, but they cried loudly. "If Xu Lai Lai wants to abduct me and take me to his house, I would be happy to ask a young lady to do it. Then I can choose the rouge, gouache, and hairpin jewelry." One of the women became bolder, and then said with some resentment. ,,

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