“Your old man strides across both banks of the Yellow River, with the sun, moon, and stars above his head. I'm a great and mighty man, yet as pure as a little white flower! The six ghosts and one corpse formation is just yin transforming at its extreme! Your Uncle Bai knows all about it. Let's do this! Meat! Merit! Girls! If this zombie weren't a beautiful woman, with those long legs, slim waist, and perky butt, I wouldn't be able to get it up! Heh heh heh.”
This is a... really huge rooster.
