Demon Lord, the Fox Is Becoming an Immortal

All the women: “My breasts are bigger than yours!”

“I’m prettier than you!”

“I’m smarter than you!”

“I... I have a bigger penis than you!” Bai Mu: I don’t need one of those.

“What can you possibly compete with us on? Get away from him!”

Bai Mu blinked. “Hmm, then... shall I compete with you on our fathers?!”

This is actually a monster pampering story disguised as an online game novel, so please be sure to ignore the words “online game.”