(A fantasy with a touch of cultivation, lighthearted and hilarious. Watch the Three Realms descend into chaos!)
I always thought my father was dead, and so was my mother. With no parents to love me, I had no choice but to work as a laborer for an old man to make ends meet. I always thought that the powerful people in this world all cultivated magic. I always thought the Guigu Sect was an amazing school.
Now I know I was wrong! Everything else is just an illusion! An illusion! The whole world lies beyond anything I ever imagined. All sorts of unexpected characters show up...
(This isn't told from a first-person perspective, so don't worry. This is a twisted history: from the Spring and Autumn period onward, things no longer happened as they did on modern-day Earth. Don't ask me why the world isn't modern 1,700 years after the Spring and Autumn period...)