The Heaven-Chosen Heir, Whose Father Commands a Million Soldiers: Why Has the Emperor Rebelled?

The moment he opens his eyes, Gao Cheng has transmigrated to Eastern Wei, becoming the eldest legitimate son of Gao Huan, the powerful minister of the dynasty. History lavished three whole lines of praise on his looks, and later generations would call him the Northern Dynasties' top heir and the Southern and Northern Dynasties' greatest meme king: Gao Cheng!

While others who transmigrate have to tread carefully just to survive, he starts out at the pinnacle of power. He was born to be arrogant and domineering, living life exactly as he pleases!

But... what does it mean that he has transmigrated into the setting of a famous historical incident certified by the God of Chariots, and is about to unlock the title of Professional Big-Rig Driver?

Something is wrong, very, very wrong. This must be a conspiracy by those powerful aristocratic clans.

What Northern Qi God of Chariots? What Northern Dynasties Meme King? Those are all slanders made up by history! Now that the truth is right before his eyes, he has to prove that it isn't he who was wrong, but history.

So... when the Xianbei and the Han people both force him to choose a side, he kicks the aristocratic clans and punches the Xianbei nobility, taking on both sides at once.

When the young emperor digs a tunnel to stage a secret rebellion, he recreates the famous Dog-Foot Emperor incident in reverse: first, he personally gives the emperor three punches, then asks Cui Jishu why he is rebelling.

When the Rouran princess judges the heroes of the realm and says that only his powerful-minister father is a true hero, worthy of becoming her husband, he declares in public, "My father is old. The affairs of the realm are in my hands now, so I shall shoulder this heavy burden in his place!"

What, there are also princesses from Western Wei and noble ladies from Southern Liang? Don't just stand around, either. All of you, come into this heir's bowl!

Yes, this is a cheesy but thoroughly satisfying story about an arrogant heir who holds power over all under heaven, gradually crushes mountains and rivers beneath his feet, takes control of fate, and ultimately becomes an emperor for the ages.