Mommy, Don't Run Away. Your Online Boyfriend Is Daddy

"Jiang Xiaoyu! You're only five, and you're already using my profile picture to date people online?! And you took 800,000 yuan from them!"

Jiang Wanxia chased her son with a feather duster, turning the house upside down.

Just then, her online boyfriend sent a message: "I heard someone used online dating to commit fraud. Surely my baby isn't doing that? 800,000 yuan is enough to get the police involved, you know."

Jiang Wanxia's hands shook with fear.

She logged in herself to take over the account and keep her online boyfriend calm, while frantically taking on jobs so she could pay him back and break up as soon as possible.

Then luck came knocking. He Fanyun, a newly risen scion of a wealthy family, admired her work and hired her as his private bespoke tailor.

She had the 800,000 yuan in no time. So why had her online boyfriend changed his profile picture to He Fanyun's photo?

Jiang Wanxia posted online asking for help: "I just found out my online boyfriend is my real-life benefactor. How do I break up without ruining my livelihood?"

While netizens speculated that her benefactor was some bald, greasy, potbellied old geezer, President He made a dazzling entrance with a verified red V beside his name.

"Baby, are you sure you want to break up with me?"

Before the netizens could explode, gaming prodigy Jiang Xiaoyu commented: "Mommy! Daddy's unrequited love for years has always been you, you, you!"