Dumbledore, Don't Panic, I'm Really Not the Dark Lord

No System chiming in, no wise old mentor at his side.

In this magical world, the only things he can rely on are a mind even more prodigious than Harry's and a terrifying talent that seems born for magic.

While others are still memorizing how to pronounce spells, he can already cast silently and improve potions;

While others are tearing their hair out over their O.W.L.s, he has already begun researching how to turn Defense Against the Dark Arts into an art form.

He only wanted to keep a low profile as a top student and maybe find a girlfriend. Who knew his talent would make that impossible?

Voldemort thinks he's the next in line. The Death Eaters think he's their new king. Even Dumbledore thinks he's the next Grindelwald...

It isn't until the clever and adorable Hermione Granger takes his hand that everyone realizes:

How is this the Dark Lord? He's just a top-tier wizard who wants to dote on his wife!