!!! The female lead is a gender-swapped Dudley Dursley, with a little OOC thrown in!!!!
[Dahlia Dursley]
What happens when the Muggle girl from the Dursley family receives an acceptance letter from Hogwarts...
Dahlia Dursley, the most untouchable person at Number Four, Privet Drive.
The darling of the Dursley family, she inherited her father's explosive temper and her mother's sharp tongue, with selfishness etched into her bones. In her world, only she matters, and anyone in her way deserves to be trampled underfoot, especially that freak named Harry Potter, who lives off their charity.
She makes "bullying Harry" her daily lesson: stealing his breakfast, hiding his textbooks, leading others in shunning him, and twisting the facts in front of her mother so that he can live forever in the Dursleys' shadow.
Hot-tempered, vindictive, and wicked to the core, she never hides her malice toward anyone. When eleven-year-old Harry finally escapes Privet Drive, she unexpectedly receives a letter from Hogwarts on her eleventh birthday.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
Dear Miss Dursley,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Enclosed is a list of the books and equipment you will need.
The term begins on September 1. We will await your owl's reply by July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
???
Hogwarts?
A school of magic?
I've been accepted?
What on earth is this?!