Good Grief, Why Has My Immortal Art Started Cultivating on Its Own?

[Lighthearted Cultivation] [Personified Spells]

Zhou Yang transmigrates into a cultivation world with a useless five-element spirit root. His only option is to become a sect servant and cultivate five arts at once, with no hope of ever reaching the immortal path.

But when he masters his first spell, Fireball, it unexpectedly gains a mind of its own and runs off on its new legs.

From then on, Zhou Yang's cultivation life gets increasingly bizarre.

[Your Fireball thinks you're too weak and runs away on its own!]

[Your Fireball's power surges, evolving into Explosive Fireball!]

[The ambitious Explosive Fireball abducts the cultivation technique Haoran Art and runs off with it!]

[Your Haoran Art refuses to settle for mediocrity. It vows to climb step by step to the very top, evolving into the Righteous Haoran Art!]

[Your Water Arrow Spell, oppressed by Explosive Fireball, cries, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't look down on a poor spell!" It evolves into Multi-Arrow Water Spell! Come on, fight me again!]

While other cultivators are still fretting over cultivation resources, Zhou Yang's spells are already wreaking havoc throughout the cultivation world.

And that's not all. Even the immortal arts he has mastered are starting to act strangely.

[Your immortal art, World-Ending Flames, thinks the Great Dao takes turns ruling, and this year is its turn. It evolves into Great Fire Art!]

[Your immortal art, Nine Heavens Immortal Light, doesn't want to share the throne. It defeats the Great Dao of Light and evolves into Great Radiance Art!]

[Your immortal art, Fate and Cosmos, realizes that one's fate is one's own to command, not Heaven's. It evolves into Great Destiny Art!]

Until one day, beings from beyond the realm descend upon the Immortal Realm, feeding on immortals and plunging the myriad heavens into despair.

Zhou Yang can only sigh. "Stop fighting over it. Today, all three thousand Great Daos have my permission to attack together!"

This book is also known as It's All the Immortal Arts' Fault, I'm Just a Guy with a Useless Spirit Root!