I Told You to Take the Fall, So How Did You Become the Empress's Husband?

He transmigrates to an alternate world, marries into the imperial family, and becomes the female emperor's consort... You think this is the pinnacle of life? Think again! An imperial consort is the most miserable kind of live-in son-in-law! Sure, the empress is beautiful and dashing, but she's the emperor. After marrying her, how could I ever build a household full of wives and concubines? Would I even have any freedom? Worse still, a marital spat with her could cost me my life at any moment. And worst of all, what if she keeps male lovers in her harem? I'd be walking around with a bright green hat on my head. If I don't go to hell, who will? I wouldn't become this imperial consort even if it killed me. Whoever wants the job can take it!