The Empress Mother Is Three Thousand Years Old

The Snow Domain Empress has the bad luck to be reincarnated into the body of a good-for-nothing? The little dumpling asks, “Mother, how old are you this year?” Me: “Uh, maybe... about three thousand?” The little dumpling asks, “Mother, do I really not have a father?” Me: “That's right. You were born from the spiritual power of heaven and earth gathered by your mother!” A certain prince: “Hmm? Woman, what did you say? This prince didn't hear you clearly.”