Cultivation Techniques Are Too Cutthroat. I Wanted to Lie Flat, but I Became an Immortal

[Xianxia Fantasy] [Taking It Easy] [Lighthearted and Funny] [System] [Lie Flat]

"Why bother cultivating? Isn't it better to wake up naturally every day and comfortably collect the family's dividends?"

In his previous life, he was a 996 overworked office drone who died from exhaustion. After transmigrating into the body of a good-for-nothing with a mixed spiritual root, he was overjoyed and decided on the spot to lie flat for the rest of his life.

He never imagined that casually flipping through a bargain-basement Yellow Tier, Low Grade Sword Drawing Art would somehow bring the cultivation method to life!

The chubby little person that appeared from the cultivation method inspected his aptitude, felt utterly humiliated, and instantly snapped. It transformed into a super workaholic and started working around the clock!

The entire cultivation world was crushed by the grind:

The peerless prodigies knelt and practiced breathing techniques before dawn, while he napped in a rocking chair, eating candied fruit;

His sworn enemy's young master risked death for a few spirit stones, while he fed birds in the back courtyard and collected rent on the side;

Clan members from the collateral branches spent three years training just to break through one level, while he yawned and the cultivation method's little man drew his sword ten thousand times overnight, helping him clear the Qi Refining stage!

His father weathered the criticism and forced a spirit rice shop on him. "Son, I'll support you for the rest of your life. Take a hundred thousand spirit stones and spend them however you like!"

His aloof cousin, who had reached Foundation Establishment, delivered a sword overnight. "Little brother, I'm done repairing my flying sword. Here, take all my 120 spirit stones!"

He looked helpless. "Dad, Sis, I can't take any more. Stop stuffing things on me..."

[ DING! Sword Drawing Art is too full and angrily comprehends Sword Energy Projection! ]

[ Sword Drawing Art is incredibly excited, and its cultivation surges, breaking through two levels in a row! ]

[ Sword Drawing Art is grinding to the extreme, advancing to the peak of the Heavenly Tier and dragging its Host into forced ascension! ]

He completely broke down. "Please, stop grinding! I just want to be a layabout!"