[Farm Stay + Mutant Plants + Square-Dancing Aunties + Hilarious Antics + Cutting-Edge Tech + Rise of a Great Power (Later)]
Jiang Che returns to his hometown and inherits a farm on the verge of bankruptcy. Tickets cost fifty yuan, and you can pick whatever you like for two hours!
On the first day, an auntie who's been tricked into coming refuses to leave without pulling up a white radish to get her money's worth.
When she puts every ounce of strength she has into pulling a "radish spirit" out of the ground, bigger than a thermos, with roots that can contract and sway and seem to have mutated, her competitive spirit goes completely out of control!
In just three days, the square-dancing army goes wild:
"Fifty yuan? Today I'm capturing a whole basket of bucket-thick potato spirits in that field, no matter what!"
The tough aunties don hard hats and wield shovels. They even bring along a retired military dog belonging to one of their square-dancing friends. Rich folks charter planes in groups and even use riot shields to take on an entire mutant tomato tree that sprays tomatoes.
An expert from the agricultural channel trembles as he examines the report: "The plant essence content in even a single carrot rootlet is unbelievably high!?"
Meanwhile, Jiang Che lounges in his rocking chair, sipping tea as System notifications flood his screen: [Auntie Li tamed 1 mutant water radish, returning 0.1% plant essence. 3,000 yuan deposited!]
"Keep it up, aunties! Whether I can buy up the mountain next door next year depends entirely on you!"
