Good news: I've transmigrated.
Bad news: I transmigrated into a detention center.
Sitting in the detention center, Xu Hao stared at the slogan above his head, "Confess and you'll be treated leniently," then glanced at the unscrupulous reporters outside and fell into deep thought.
Years later, the captain of the Jiangsan City Criminal Investigation Division was being interviewed. When asked how to solve cases quickly, he shared his experience:
"Solving a case is simple. First, examine the crime scene."
Reporter: "Mm-hmm. Anything else?"
Captain: "Then check whether the suspect's surname is Xu and his given name is Hao."
Reporter: "Is there a reason for that?"
Captain: "Of course. If the suspect is someone named Xu Hao, the police can start preparing to close the case and throw a celebration banquet!"
Xu Hao: "Everyone in here is talented, and they all speak so nicely. I absolutely love being in here!"
Also known as: "Huh! The Suspect Is Actually Me?" "Officer, Please Hear Me Out!" and "How I Keep Becoming a Criminal Suspect"
