Fan: "I'm begging you, give me a concert ticket!"
Qin Feng: "Sorry, they're sold out! Try to grab one next time."
Reader: "If you don't update soon, I'll die right in front of you!"
Qin Feng: "Come on, don't do that. Updates go live at noon and eight every evening, like clockwork. I often post bonus chapters too, so enjoy the read, and remember to tip!"
Rock legend: "Buddy, I'm begging you, write me a song! Something that'll be remembered for generations."
Qin Feng: "Hang in there! So many people have asked me for songs that it should be your turn around this time next year."
