This Leopard of Mine? I’m Pretty Much a Lost Cause

I’m just a snow leopard who lies around, mooching off others and waiting to die.

Why did I get caught up in a rewilding program?

Who could put up with that? I just want to freeload and take it easy.

How can you expect me to fend for myself?

Don’t say I’ve become useless. I’ve never even gotten up in the first place.

Also, is there something wrong with this world? Why are there vampires, werewolves, and young ladies with blood streaming from their eye sockets?

This isn’t the world I wanted. I’m just a snow leopard.

Don’t come any closer!