This Leopard of Mine? I’m Pretty Much a Lost Cause

I'm just a little snow leopard who lies around, mooches food, and waits to die.

Why did I get caught up in a rewilding program?

Who could put up with that? I just want to freeload and eat my fill.

How can you make me fend for myself?

Don't say I'm useless. I haven't even gotten up in the first place.

Also, is there something wrong with this world? Why are there vampires, werewolves, and pretty ladies with blood streaming from their eye sockets?

This isn't the world I wanted. I'm just a snow leopard.

Stay away from me!