Hey, want to try the Blessing Simulator?
Lu Deng enters a world of blessing simulations, where giving out blessings unlocks more perfect endings.
Lu Deng: “A convertible carriage, the latest model. When you're feeling down, take it for a spin!”
Lu Deng: “The most important thing in life is being happy. Whether you're letting your imagination run wild or opening your heart, the whole family should stay together.”
Lu Deng: “Look at that lamppost, so tall and round. And this noose, it fits perfectly around my neck...”
What are you doing? Get me down! You hung the wrong person! I really only wanted to give out blessings!
Also known as I Really Don't Want to Hang and The Little Matter of Me Giving Out Blessings in Another World
