One Song, 'Under the Sea,' and the Whole Internet Falls into Depression

“I'm not standing here today to prove how amazing I am!”

“I just want everyone to know that I'll definitely take back what once belonged to me!”

Standing before the reporters, Bai Zhu, the motivational superstar and fan-favorite known for his “What the hell do you know about depression?” and “How could I live without you?” catchphrases, said just that.

“Then what is this thing that once belonged to you? Your popularity back then? Or your accolades?”

“Neither. It's my 140-square-meter, four-bedroom, two-living-room house!”

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