One Song, 'Under the Sea,' and the Whole Internet Falls into Depression

“I'm standing here today not to prove how amazing I am!”

“But to let people know that I'll definitely take back what once belonged to me!”

Facing the reporters, Bai Zhu, the motivational king who suffers from depression, cries, “How can I live without you?”, and is a fan-adoring fanatic, says this with conviction.

“So what is it that once belonged to you? Your former popularity, or your honors?”

“Neither. It's my 140-square-meter apartment with four bedrooms and two living rooms!”

“...”