A story about a fat man who uses a Taiji Bagua diagram in his mind to summon figures from Chinese history and wreak havoc in an ancient world...
"Li Bin, you're nothing but a scoundrel!"
"You dare call me a scoundrel? Dian Wei, Xu Chu, Qin Qiong, Yuchi Gong, beat this little bastard until even his own father can't recognize him!"
"My lord, the enemy's army of a hundred thousand will arrive here in three days."
"Then hurry up and summon Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong, Zhang Liang, and Chen Ping so we can discuss how to defeat them!"
