You obtained the Game of Life System.
You loaded the game League of Legends.
Using a kitchen knife and a tissue, you crafted the Short Sword, Attack Speed +10. Your ancestral craftsmanship was nothing short of miraculous.
You snatched a little girl’s lollipop and used her tears and a Sapphire to craft the Tear of the Goddess.
You crafted the Bloodthirster, the Sword of the Occult, and Infinity Edge, then began slaughtering everyone in sight.
You crafted Zhonya’s Hourglass, Guardian Angel, and Thornmail, then became fearless.
You were invincible.
Then you encountered an enemy from the heavens.
You loaded a new game: Dungeon Fighter Online.
You crafted the Tianyu Calamity set, the Hwanghon Realm accessories, and the Ancient Remnant Lightsaber, then went on a rampage for ten whole streets!
