A fan of NBA 2K's MyLEAGUE mode.
After a sudden power outage, he transmigrates to the 2002 season.
Yao Ming hasn't made it to the NBA yet, and everyone is predicting that he'll be the most undeserved bust of a number-one pick in history.
But they're all eagerly anticipating the market and money he'll bring with him.
Money makes them bow their proud heads.
At that very moment, Wang Xiao holds a contract and, with a calm smile, makes a deal with the NBA's richest owner. Posterity will call it the greatest contract in NBA history!
O'Neal: Ever since Yao joined the NBA, people have been calling me "Little Dried Fish," and I really don't like that nickname!
Unless Yao and Wang Xiao call me that too.