Han Qi posts videos online every day, making fun of actresses to earn emotion points, which he exchanges with the System for scripts. Then he finds actresses in real life to star in them.
Every actress asks him the same soul-searching question when they first meet: “Director Han, why do you seem so familiar?”
Han Qi immediately feels guilty.
That's because he has a Weibo account called Langzi Qi that he uses to post all kinds of deranged videos.
For instance, in one clip, the actress Qianqian stands at a station with tears in her eyes. It's clearly taken from some scene in a TV show or movie.
The camera cuts to a shoddily edited shot of Langzi Qi: “Qianqian, I'll walk you this far.”
The scene changes again. Qianqian looks at him expectantly through her tears: “Give me a hug.”
Langzi Qi shakes his head. “No. I'm afraid you won't be able to let me go.”
Qianqian asks desperately, “Did you ever love me?”
Langzi Qi: “I did.”
After watching the video, netizens lose their minds.
Netizen A: What position do you have to sleep in to dream up something like this?
Netizen B: Is my goddess taking every role she can find just to piss me off?
As the emotion points pour in, Han Qi smugly draws a script from the System.
The next second...
He looks at the script he just redeemed. The recommended actress listed for the female lead is Qianqian.
Holy crap!
Now Han Qi is the one losing his mind.
Later, one day...
Langzi Qi posts another parody video, but the more netizens watch, the more something feels off.
Netizen A: Why do they look like they're in the same scene? And I've never seen this scene in any show or movie.
Netizen B: Holy crap! This time it's for real? Is my goddess actually taking a role in that damn Qi's movie just to piss me off?
Netizen C: The hatred of having your wife stolen is irreconcilable!
