I Became a Director by Making Fun of Female Celebrities!

Han Qi posts videos online every day, making fun of female celebrities to earn Emotion Points, which he exchanges with the System for scripts. Then he tracks down the celebrities in real life and casts them in his productions. Whenever a female celebrity meets him for the first time, she always asks the same soul-searching question: “Director Han, I feel like I've seen you somewhere before!” Han Qi immediately feels guilty. That's because he has a Weibo account called “Langzi Qi,” where he constantly posts videos that are utterly deranged. For example, in one clip, the celebrity Xixi stands at a train station with tears in her eyes, clearly taken from a scene in some TV drama. The camera cuts to a shoddily filmed shot of Langzi Qi: “Xixi, this is as far as I'll go with you.” The camera cuts back to Xixi, tears in her eyes as she pleads, “Give me a hug.” Langzi Qi shakes his head. “No. I'm afraid you won't be able to let me go.” Xixi asks desperately, “Did you ever love me?” Langzi Qi: “I did.” After watching the video, netizens are all beside themselves. Netizen A: What position do you have to sleep in to dream up something like this? Netizen B: Is my goddess taking every role she can just to make me jealous? As the Emotion Points pour in, Han Qi smugly draws a script from the System. The next second... He looks at the script he's received. In the lead actress slot, the recommended actress is none other than Xixi. Holy crap! Now it's Han Qi's turn to lose his cool. Later, one day... Langzi Qi posts another parody video, and the more netizens watch, the stranger it seems. Netizen A: Why do they look like they're in the same place? And I've never seen this setting in any show before. Netizen B: Holy crap! This time it's actually real. Is the goddess really taking that dog's role just to make me jealous? Netizen C: The hatred of having your wife stolen is irreconcilable!