Demons Run Amok? Good Thing I'm One of Them

The emperor worships the gods and receives divine investiture, never asking the common people while seeking immortality.

The masses are boiled and cooked into sacrificial food, while true immortals are simmered into Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

The blood of women and children is placed upon the offering table, while the Wrathful Vajra's belly gradually swells.

Fish out the true Buddha in pursuit of a good fruit, only to learn that the Buddhist kingdom lies within its belly.

Question: With demons and monsters ravaging the world, immortals and gods acting bizarrely, and the human realm mired in mud, how can one survive?

Answer: Do not be a living human, do not harbor benevolent thoughts, do not meddle in other people's affairs, and become a demon instead.

[Dark cultivation; Monster-beast fiction; Those with saintly hearts stay away]