Demons Run Amok? Good Thing I'm One of Them

The emperor prayed to the gods and received divine revelations, seeking immortality without a thought for his people.

The masses were boiled into sacrificial porridge, and true immortals simmered into Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

The offering table was piled with the blood of women and children, while the wrathful Vajra’s belly swelled ever larger.

He fished for a true Buddha to obtain a good reward, only to learn the Buddha’s kingdom was inside his belly.

Question: Demons and monsters ravage the world, gods and immortals are uncanny, and life is a quagmire. How can anyone survive?

Answer: Don’t live as a human. Don’t be kind. Don’t meddle in other people’s business. Become a demon instead.

[Dark fantasy, monster novel. Readers with a soft spot for saintly heroines, stay away.]