Three thousand years ago, Lu Guichen defeated immortals and demons with a single sword. Then he grew tired.
Three thousand years later, he opened a teahouse in a border town, hoping only to save enough for retirement and reincarnation.
But the Immortal Court’s inspector came for tea, the Demon Venerable’s remnant soul refused to leave, and his former subordinates kept begging him to come out of retirement.
All he wanted to say was: Stop trying to make me come out of retirement. I really have retired.
Then heavenly tribulation lightning struck the town. Lu Guichen set down his teacup. “This cup of tea is on you.”