A Year Until the Wedding

[Completed] (The most beautiful kind of love is when you have a crush on someone and it turns out they love you too!) A woman: “Honey, you’re so popular. How am I supposed to deal with all this pressure?” The man coolly tossed her their marriage certificate. “Take this, baby. Go out there and defeat the enemy!” The woman stared at him blankly. “Huh? What enemy?” “Your rivals in love!” “…” The woman held her twins, a boy and a girl. “Honey, what should we name the kids?” The man answered offhandedly, “Haohao and Taotao!” “Why?” “They cry so much. What could suit them better than ‘wailing’ and ‘howling’?” The woman: “…”