Transmigrated into the Hokage world, orphaned from the start, what should I do? Emergency!
Ding! The Praise-Praise System is activating!
Minato Namikaze: "The biggest lie I've ever heard in my life was the praise Junma-kun gave me."
Nine-Tails: "That day, I finally managed to get out for once, only for that bastard to say I was the strongest Tailed Beast he'd ever seen. Then he immediately beat me into Kushina's... um... uh... belly."
Madara Uchiha: "I asked him whether he wanted to dance too. Then he said my dancing skills surpassed those of the entire shinobi world, and that the human realm could no longer contain me. Then I was sent back to the Pure Land."
Jiraiya: "Minato Namikaze is the finest ninja. No ninja could compare with him. Sakamoto Tatsuma? What a pity he was born with a mouth."
