Original title: The Beautiful Swordswoman Brings Barbecue Along
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A warship sailed along the Grand Line. On deck stood a white-haired woman with two swords, one black and one white, one long and one short, tucked into the scabbards at her waist. She also held another famous sword in her hand.
She read the news in her hands: Sengoku had stepped down as Fleet Admiral, and Admiral Akainu and Admiral Aokiji were vying for the position. The article also predicted who would fill the soon-to-be-vacant Admiral post.
The woman sighed and muttered to herself, “Becoming an Admiral is out of the question. I’ll never become one in this lifetime. I don’t even have Conqueror's Haki. I can only be a pacifist Vice Admiral. That’s the only way I can make a living.”
After speaking, she picked up a large piece of bone-in meat from beside her and took a bite. Chewing, she called out to her adjutant, “Turn back! If we keep patrolling, we’ll run into pirates!”