The Sheepish Prince and His Clever Consort

She was a peerlessly gifted, cunning, and devious master thief, a goddess of her generation. He was the Seventh Prince of the Baili Kingdom, a cripple and a coward in the eyes of outsiders, but in truth, he was equally brilliant, patient, and deep-minded.

He doted on her and obeyed her every word, living by one golden rule: “Those who obey their wives prosper; those who defy them perish!” She smiled with narrowed eyes and nodded. “That's certainly a wise saying!”

The three little ones crowded forward and added, “Those who obey their mother prosper; those who defy their father thrive!” She: ...smiled radiantly. He: “You little brats! I'll show you!” The three little ones gave him a sly, devious smile. “Father, go wash up and get some sleep. Even when you beat a dog, you should consider its owner's feelings. Take a look at Mother before you say that again!” He: ...