"Hello, everyone. I’m the God of Cuisine. The comic Spirit of the Medicine King became a huge hit a few days ago, and now the Heavenly Emperor suspects I’ve been adding something to his consorts’ food. What should I do?"
"Hello, everyone. I’m the Fortune-Bringing Boy. The God of Wealth at my place read Magical Girl Ilya a few days ago. For the past few days, he hasn’t gone out to toss out coins. Instead, he’s been holed up inside making wands, and there’s still a mountain of work left undone. What should I do?"
"Hello, everyone. I’m the God of Cuisine again. This is a disaster! The Heavenly Emperor actually read that God of Cuisine comic! Now he keeps looking at me in a really strange way. Is he going to cast me down to the mortal realm to make beef balls stuffed with urine? Help! Waiting for answers online!"
"Hello, everyone. I’m the Underworld Judge, yes, the one in charge of the Book of Life and Death. A few days ago, the King of Hell read a comic, and lately he keeps wanting to add a BUFF over my head. Is it too late to hand him the Book of Life and Death now? Help! Online at ddfsdhsl"