Would I get beaten to death for chopping down all the peach blossoms within ten miles in the Peach Blossom Spring? Anyone there? I need an answer fast!
"Brother Hua, you haven't bathed in a year. Want to do it together? Today I'll show you my family's eighteen generations-old techniques for scrubbing someone's back!"
Zhuge Liang: "I'll borrow 100,000 arrows from Cao Cao's army using boats covered in straw."
Chen Chu: "Yeah, no. Not lending you any. Bye!"
"Brother Yu Gong, there's a limit to what people can do. You'll never finish moving that mountain, even if you work until you die. Why don't I introduce the daughter of Wise Old Man to your son instead..."
Jing Ke: "Down with tyranny! I'll assassinate the King of Qin!"
Ying Zheng: "Nyah-nyah, you can't get me!"
Texts covered so far:
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
"The Ballad of Mulan"
"How Yu Gong Moved the Mountains"
"Jing Ke's Assassination of the King of Qin"
"Young Lu Xun" and "My Old Home"
"The Peach Blossom Spring"
"The Tiger Hunt at Jingyang Ridge" and "Water Margin"
"The Little Match Girl"
"Borrowing Arrows with Straw Boats" and "Ode to the Red Cliffs"
"Gulliver's Travels"
"The Chen She Family"
"The Ugly Duckling"
"Zhan Tianyou"
"Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"
"Quiet Night Thoughts"
"The Legend of the Prince"
"The Memorial on Sending Out the Troops"
"Havoc in Heaven"
"The Golden Axe and the Silver Axe"
