I'm a Relationship Advice Streamer: One Free Line Leaves the Whole Internet in Tears

“Streamer, what can a girl do that drives guys crazy?”

Lin Feng: “Kick them in the crotch!”

“Streamer, how often should you get a new girlfriend?”

Lin Feng: “Depends on the quality. If she doesn’t leak, you can keep using her forever.”

“Streamer, I’ve run into my dream girl several days in a row. Is it fate?”

Lin Feng: “Have you been following her, you damn creep?”

“Hahaha, this streamer knows how to put on a show. I’m dying!”

Just as everyone thought Lin Feng was nothing but a comedy streamer,

“Streamer, I feel like my boyfriend doesn’t want to marry me, but he doesn’t want to break up either. Why is that?”

Lin Feng silently wrote down four words: “Because it’s free.”

Holy crap!!

“The moment he said ‘free,’ it was like the clouds parted and the truth came into view.”

“Straight to the point! That hits right in the feels!!”

“This guy really understands men.”

I thought he was a comedy blogger, but it turns out he’s the real deal.

“Guys, there’s a traitor in our ranks.”

“This guy cannot be allowed to live!”