If We Don’t Break Up, I’ll Die

Name: If We Don’t Break Up, I’ll Die
Author: I Like Braised Hairtail

不分手就会死

by I Like Braised Hairtail (喜欢红烧带鱼)

Refreshed 16d ago

Translated by GPT-6 Luna

Synopsis

[Yaoyao, let’s break up.]

[I’m Niannian. My name isn’t Yaoyao.]

[Ah, Niannian, sorry. Hang on a second.]

[Niannian, right? Sorry, you’re getting dumped too.]

[Bro, that’s not breaking up. You’re basically laying people off.]

[This synopsis is terrible. Just go straight to the main text. If it’s no good, you can chop me up!!!]

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