I'll never forget that day. My master complained about being nothing but an ordinary mortal, then turned around and smashed the Five Elements Mountain. He grabbed me by the throat and asked if I was coming with him to the Western Heaven, or if I wanted him to send me there himself.
I'll never forget that day. My master firmly refused to let that little dragon maiden join the group, saying she might ruin his cultivation. Then he turned around and said she could help strengthen his resolve.
I'll never forget that day. My master sneered and said, "How could humans and demons ever have feelings for each other? Humans and demons belong to different worlds, and they can't have children together. It's no trivial matter." He dragged that pig off and tossed him out of Gaolao Village, then turned around and spoke to all the female demons about equality among all beings and the compassion of Buddha.
I'll never forget that day. My master sighed that the three thousand leagues of weak water in the Flowing Sand River were impossible to cross. Then he turned around, unleashed his Great Might, Heavenly Dragon, and opened a path straight to Heaven.
This book is also known as The Mountain, the Monkey, and That Punch; The Dragon Knight's Daring Life; The 108,000 Miles I Traveled with My Adorable Little Dragon Maiden; and Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, the Monster Has Been Liberated by Master Again...
