Taoists call me the True King of Jade Clarity in the Divine Empyrean.
Buddhists call me the Tathagata King of Boundless Light.
I command the gods and subdue ten thousand demons.
I hold compassion in my heart and wield the sword of execution.
My might presses down upon the Three Realms, and my virtue reaches all living beings.
I rule over the heavens and serve as the teacher of immortals and gods. Thus, I am known as the Great Celestial Master of the Three Realms.
This is the story of a shameless young Taoist who turns the whole world upside down.