My surname is Wu, but everyone calls me Xiao Wu.
I've seen mobile battle armor beyond human imagination deep underground.
I've also seen someone punch a star to pieces in an asteroid belt out in space.
Listen up, brother. Here are a few things I've learned about fighting:
When fighting dragons, don't listen to a word they say. Just keep fighting until they're dead.
Fairies are a little trickier to deal with. It's best not to let them see you. Take them out with a sneak attack.
When it comes to beastfolk, there's just one word: guillotine choke!
If a devil starts trouble, grab its horns and bend them with all your might. It'll definitely get on its knees.
All right, I'm off to get into a bar fight. I'll add more to this blurb when I get back.
