Whether you want to leave behind a legendary story that will be remembered across the world, or craft a mysterious and extraordinary past that makes people wonder if you were a big shot in life, just come to Su Chen Funeral Services.
[For just 99 yuan, I will personally appear at your funeral, dressed in a black suit and holding a black umbrella, silently standing by to watch the proceedings.]
[Pay 10,000 yuan, and a hundred men in black will attend your funeral. A Maybach will arrive at the scene, where an elderly man, his face weathered by time and dressed in a traditional Chinese tunic, will bow deeply to your tombstone, lay down a bouquet, and depart with solemn dignity!]
[Pay 100,000 yuan, and 3,000 black-clad umbrella bearers will appear at your funeral. Rain will pour all day, armed helicopters will circle overhead, and three elderly men in black tunics and two tearful women will pay their respects at your tombstone!]
[Pay 10 billion yuan, and your funeral will be broadcast live to all the heavens! The world will tremble, nine dragons will pull your coffin, and all things will fade into darkness! Every ruler in the world will come to your grave and kneel before you! Heaven and earth will show strange signs, dark clouds will sweep across ten thousand li, the stars of the heavens will become your tombstone, and the sun and moon will see you off…]
If money can solve it, we can make it happen!
Place your order now, and you can have a mysterious past in no time.
