I'm Just a Security Guard, Beautiful Lady, Don't Come On to Me!

Liao Bing was an utterly ordinary modern-day wage slave, with a refreshingly simple life goal: work hard, save money, and get married.

That is, until one morning, he woke up in a hotel bed to find the campus belle lying beside him. She casually handed him a business card and said, "Come find me when you have time."

From then on, his life went completely off the rails.

Somehow, he inherited the legacy of a medical sage. The campus belle threatened, "If you don't come over, I'll tell him." A female CEO blocked him outside the office, insisting she needed to repay his kindness. His aloof female boss knocked on his door in the middle of the night, saying she wanted to "give him a physical examination"...

Other people would kill for this kind of romantic luck, but he seemed to have kicked a hornet's nest and couldn't escape it.

Worse still, most of these women already had boyfriends!

Liao Bing spent every day on edge, secretly enjoying himself while fearing he'd get caught. Even when he slept, he had to keep one ear open for the sound of someone at the door.

Liao Bing gazed up at the sky and sighed:

"I just wanted to go to work like a normal person. How did my life turn into a spy thriller?"