[Unexpected Contrast] [Comedy] [Behind-the-Scenes Protagonist] [Invincible]
Reborn in the Nine Provinces, where everything is decided by card battles, Lu Li only wants to quietly make cards and enjoy a peaceful retirement.
But somehow, the cards he makes are always a little "overpowered."
Other people make cards for sheer destructive power. His cards specialize in public humiliation.
[Sunny, Cheerful Little Daoist]: Attack 1, health 1. Effect: Steals everything the opponent has on them, including... their underwear.
[The Great Dao Is Impartial]: Forces an enraged enemy to press their palms together and chant Buddhist scriptures on the spot. Even if they're being hacked to pieces, they have to convert you first.
[Teenage Heartbreak Fiction Recitation Machine]: Has extremely high movement speed and passionately reads aloud the opponent's embarrassing love letters from their teenage years.
At the entrance tournament, faced with the examiner's killing blow, Lu Li casually tossed out two cards.
The entire arena fell silent.
The examiner was crouched with his head in his hands, crying in despair: "Stop reading! That was a love letter to my Master!!!"
Lu Li looked innocent. "I didn't know this card would work so well either. Don't come any closer!"
Only when extraterrestrial fiends invaded did Lu Li counter with a [Twilight of the Gods: Square Dance], forcing everyone present to dance the Third Subject.
Only then did the cultivation world of the Nine Provinces realize: this guy had been hiding his true abilities all along!
The Strongest War God
Blazing King
The Peerless Emperor
The King of Myriad Forms
The Ten Directions of Heaven and Earth
Transcendent Divine Vision
The Sword Immortal Is Here
Phantom God
The Brocade-Clad Spring and Autumn
"The Number One Evil Card Maker in Kyushu": While others rely on magic to play cards, the protagonist Lu Li relies on his luck to play cards. The contrast is hilarious and engaging, with a ton of exciting behind-the-scenes moments!
This book, "The Unholy Card," takes "anti-routine" to a whole new level! The protagonist, Lu Li, doesn't rely on numerical superiority in his card-making; instead, he specializes in "socially awkward situations and rule-based killings"—a young Taoist priest stealing intimate clothing and a reading machine reciting embarrassing love letters in public, turning the serious cultivation world into a massively embarrassing scene, with jokes so frequent they'll make you want to slap the table. What's even more ingenious is the premise: in the Nine Provinces Realm where everything is decided by playing cards, evil cards have become a surprising way to fight against the Heavenly Demon. The contrast between Su Mujin's sassiness and Gu Qingwan's social anxiety is striking. The opening scene, where she makes the examiner cry during the entrance exam, is both satisfying and sarcastic. It fully embodies the twisted logic that "any card that can disgust and make you win is a good card," making it a truly lighthearted and stress-relieving read!
It's supposed to be about the power of individual cultivation through card games, but the protagonist's master is a top-tier card maker, incredibly skilled in combat, and everyone knows how powerful he is. On the surface, he's considered one of the world's top experts, yet the protagonist and those around him are constantly ridiculed and harassed. It's truly absurd!
The theme was novel, but it's already finished today. It's a shame the story had such a bad ending. Don't bother reading it!
The plot is a story within a story, and the protagonist is purely a character who doesn't care what his opponents do to his friends or girlfriends; he never actually kills anyone. The most annoying thing is that the mysterious author keeps commenting and liking my posts. Knowing this, yet never correcting it; there are many typos, and the book has been abandoned.
It's boring, too bland. So bland that I have no desire to continue reading. The title and content don't match. It doesn't describe the card-making process much; it's all about daily posturing and face-slapping. It just casually touches what card you need and then explains and fills in the gaps. It's not satisfying enough. Using a build-up of suspense is fine, but you can't keep doing that. This book feels like noodles without salt—you can eat it to fill your stomach, but it has no flavor.
The plot is well-written, but the punishment for the villains is too lenient. This is supposed to be a satisfying read, not a tragic one, author. The protagonist's master is already invincible at level 8 in the Imperial City, but he still has to be bound by the rules by a group of Karami. It's been over 100 chapters, and those villains are still jumping around.
You take care of shining, I'll take care of screaming.
The beginning was alright, but after chapters 8 and 90 it's all about showing off and getting slapped in the face, which is really stupid.
The sentences are grammatically correct, but the power levels are confusing. If it all comes down to cards, doesn't that mean whoever has the most money and the most cards is the strongest? Why are decks for rich kids banned in the academy exams?