This Undercover Agent Has the Worst Reputation in the Business

Captain Zhang said, "You look exactly like Wang Fei. Go pretend to be him."

I said, "Sure."

Captain Zhang said, "He's a coward, so make sure you act like one."

I said, "No problem. I'm the kindest person you'll ever meet."

Then I opened the door and saw Zhao Gang touching my wife's leg.

Kindhearted as I am, I broke his hand.

Zhao Gang pulled a gun.

Kindhearted as I am, I had his underlings kill him. And, not wanting him to be lonely, I made one of them go down and keep him company.

Captain Zhang called and cursed me out. "Were you supposed to go undercover or wipe out the whole family?"

I said, "Captain Zhang, you can't blame me."

I said, "If we get rid of all the bad guys, won't society be peaceful forever?"

And those beautiful, charming widows have no one to look after them. How pitiful. I can only sacrifice myself a little.

Sigh!