I Just Want to Lie Flat and Be a Security Guard, but the Goddess Won't Leave Me Alone

我想躺平当保安，女神非要来纠缠

by I Smile Among the Flowers (我在丛中笑)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 607k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Masters
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Zongheng

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Synopsis

The King of Assassins hides out in the city, hoping to lie flat and work as a security guard. Instead, a beautiful CEO unexpectedly forces herself on him.

From then on, the CEO, her secretary, a celebrity, a mob boss's wife, and goddesses from every walk of life keep showing up and clinging to him...

Is it really that hard to just quietly work as a little security guard?

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