Li Chujiu transmigrates to Qinghe County in the Northern Song Dynasty, and from the start, it is his wedding night. His childhood bride, who is also his cousin, turns out to be Li Ping'er!
Without a word, he drags his wife along to mooch a meal. He had planned to live off her, but somehow ends up peeing out a Wealth Can Move the Gods System.
Li Chuju immediately refuses to play along. “This is just making me someone's workhorse. I'd rather die than do it!” He grumbles, then obediently opens the System interface.
When his cousin is bathing and splashing around by herself, he barges in and accidentally kisses her.
Hua Zixu tries to get revenge on him, but the drug takes effect. Li Chuju roars at the brothel madam, “Those two brothers are my real brothers, though we have different parents! I won't let you do this to them. Go fetch two donkeys!”
Li Datian invites him to dinner, and Liu Ruyan's foot cheekily sneaks over. Li Chuju promptly kicks it away with his shoe!
He sneaks over a wall in the middle of the night to steal silver, then exchanges it for the ability to glide over grass. Not that there's any particular reason, he just likes the feeling of leaping across rooftops.
To become a well-rounded powerhouse, he steals... ahem, saves up money to exchange for X-ray vision and the ability to walk through walls. Li Chuju is forced to become a great traitor, and accidentally ends up emperor!
Unrivaled
EN
Ask the Mirror
EN
God of War
A Nation's Beauty Brings the Empire to Ruin
Unrivaled Human King
The Sword Immortal Is Here
Dragon Talisman
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The Prodigies War
World of Xianxia
The Entire Army, Form Up!
Immortal Venerable of the Nine Realms
The Splendor of Great Wei
It's a pity that I didn't write a good story, so this book ends here.